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>>> and that will do it for us. the tonight show is coming up next. >> today in new york begins at 6:00 a.m. good night and have a great weekend. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- aaron paul. governor chris christie. comedian nate bargatze. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: show 1,000! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! you feel the love! i feel the love right now! oh my gosh. hot crowd. "the tonight show." this is it. you made it. this is the show to watch, "the tonight show." you guys, we have new jersey governor chris christie on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] which means right now, donald trump is unlocking his basement going, "oh, no, he escaped." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] actually, i saw that donald trump met privately yesterday with the members of his foreign policy team in washington, d.c. i think we actually have a a photo of that meeting. see, there. [ cheers and applause ] most important countries, finland, colombia -- >> steve: all the important ones. countries. in an interview yesterday, john kasich said voters are still learning who he is. and said, quote, "you go in the there's pepsi and then there's [ laughter ] which explains his new slogan, "john kasich, the rc cola of canada." [ cheers and applause ] and get this, i saw that jeb bush is going back to giving speeches after his failed run for the republican nomination. he's actually a very talented motivational speaker, because after you listen to his life story, you feel great about yourself. [ laughter ] not bad. fantastic. this is kind of weird. an std clinic in los angeles is copying bernie sanders' campaign slogan to advertise its testing services. [ laughter ] take a look at this. feel the burn? [ laughter and applause ] freestdtest.org. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: makes sense. because just like stds, bernie's campaign is super popular on college campuses. [ laughter ] that's perfect. happy spring break! actually, i saw that the romance novel industry is booming and it's already a a billion dollar business. and to keep its popularity up and stay relevant, they're starting to release romance novels based on the current election. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, we got a few copies, early copies of them. >> steve: i'm glad. >> jimmy: yeah, i'd like to show you what it is. i don't think it is a good idea. first up, there's "donald juan." [ laughter ] next, we have "berning with desire." [ laughter ] after that, there's "kasich instinct." hey. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: hey! >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: hey, hey, watch it. [ laughter ] and finally, there's "not tonight." [ laughter and applause ] this is a big deal today. tesla unveiled its new model 3 electric car. and i saw that fans were reserve one. yeah, camping out. camping out is actually great practice for when their cars run out of power 30 miles from the nearest outlets. it's what they're gonna do. [ applause ] and finally, i saw that according to forbes, the new "now that's what i call music" cd sold a quarter of a million copies last week. yeah, and it's actually the 93rd installment in the "now" series. but they decided to go ahead and release a best of cd. they even have a commercial for it, it's pretty interesting. check this out. >> after 18 years, and over 1,500 songs, "now that's what i call music" presents "now that's what i call now that's what i call music: the best of now that's what i call music." featuring songs like "the rockafeller skank" by fatboy slim. right about now the funk soul brother check it out now >> "blue (da ba dee)" by eiffel 65. i'm blue da ba dee da ba da >> "who let's the dogs out" by the baja men. who let the dogs out >> "blue (da ba dee)" by "the rockafeller skank" by fatboy slim. "who let's the dogs out" by the baja men. "the rockafeller skank." "who let the dogs out." "blue (da ba dee.)" "the rockafeller skank." "blue (da ba dee.)" "blue (da ba dee.)" "blue (da ba dee.)" "blue (da ba dee.)" and "who let the dogs out." and "blue (da ba dee.)" and "blue (da ba dee.)" and "the rockefeller skank." and a lot more of only those three songs all on eight cds. "now that's what i call now that's what i call music: the best of now that's what i call music." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is emmy winning composer and member of prince wendy melvoin sitting in with the roots today! wendy! [ cheers and applause ] wendy, aw, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. guys, you gotta come back again next week. on monday, melissa mccarthy will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we're going to face off in an epic lip sync battle. that's monday, yeah. sorry, you're not here. [ laughter ] i was going to do the same thing with governor christie tonight. >> steve: yeah, really. >> jimmy: then later next week, greg kinnear, cameron diaz and kerry washington will all be dropping by. and we have performances from alessia cara and the lumineers. [ cheers and applause ] that's the record to look out for, the lumineers. and alessia cara is fantastic, too. but first, joining us for the first time tonight, we've done bits with him before, but he's never been a guest. he's a terrific actor. he killed it as jesse pinkman on "breaking bad." he's legendary. he's got a great new series out on hulu called "the path." aaron paul is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] plus, from the great state of new jersey, governor chris christie is here! [ cheers and applause ] i think he's upset with me. >> steve: why's that? >> jimmy: from every joke we made about him every night. [ laughter ] >> steve: you mean about the thousands and thousands of jokes? >> jimmy: the thousands of jokes we made about him. i think he's a little upset. >> steve: why would he be upset about that? >> jimmy: i don't understand why. [ laughter ] but he jokingly gave me like a a punch back stage. >> steve: but it was a little too hard? >> jimmy: a little bit too hard, yeah. he hurt me a little bit. yeah. guys, we have stand-up comedy from one of my favorite -- i would say he's one of my favorite comedians of all time. every time he comes on, he destroys. he is just the best. everyone loves him. i love him so much. nate bargatze is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if you don't know he is a funny, funny, funny, funny human being. gosh, i love him. guys, this weekend is the ncaa final four. it's very exciting. [ cheers and applause ] you got -- who do you have? you have villanova -- [ screams ] --versus oklahoma. no, okay. [ laughter ] >> steve: not too many oklahoma fans. you have north carolina -- [ cheers ] --taking on syracuse. [ cheers and applause ] it's impossible to predict who is going to go all the way. but you're in luck, because when it comes to predicting things, we have a secret weapon, and it's puppies. that's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the puppy predictors, 2 2016 final four edition. [ cheers and applause ] puppy predictors puppy predictors >> jimmy: welcome to puppy predictors 2016 final four edition. here's how it works. we have nine puppies, four bowls of kibble. one for villanova, oklahoma, whichever team's bowl gets the most puppies will be crowned the national champs. now let's meet the puppies. [ cheers and applause ] hey guys. welcome. welcome to the show. i know you can't wait. i know. welcome to the show. now guys -- tonight we have brad johnson. tom mcadams. mary kennedy. kyle mooney. donna braylin. peter winston. roger blaine. lisa armstrong. and gary frick,jr. now guys, guys, i need you to listen up here, okay? now look, here's what you're going to do. gary, get in the back. you don't get it the front. get in the back. now look, no butt sniffing, no fooling around, you guys. i want you to just get out there, and you got to predict what team is going to win, okay? you got it? all right, perfect. i love you guys. here we go. let's release the puppies, go. go for it. [ audience aws ] who is it going to be? looks like syracuse in the lead. [ cheers and applause ] oh, he snuck in there. gary! gary, focus up! oh, no, look. it looks like we -- oh no, it's a tie -- it's a tie-breaker. it's north carolina! that's the winner right there, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] we have a winner. north carolina will be crowned the 2016 national champs. you heard it here first. enjoy the final four, everybody. we'll be right back with thank you notes. hey buddy. [ cheers and applause ] some people know to thrive under pressure. to reject the status quo. and they have no problem passing the competition. the aggressive new 2016 lexus gs 350 and 200 turbo. once driven, there's no going back. this is the first time i've worked on a surface book. and being able to use a pen like this on the screen directly with the image, it takes me back to my time as a painter. and i just can't do getting unlimited data for your family is a struggle. other carriers either don't offer it, or it's too expensive! not t-mobile! introducing the best data plan ever! get three lines of unlimited 4g lte data for just fifty bucks each, and get a fourth line, free! yup!- we'll give you a fourth line at no extra cost. so tell those other guys you're done worrying about data. get three lines of unlimited data for fifty bucks each, and a fourth line on us. >> jimmy: thank you, wendy! guys, thank you so much for watching the show. i appreciate it. hope you have a great, great weekend. today is friday. it's exciting. that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. yeah, i usually check my inbox, return some e-mails, and of notes. 'cause it's friday. [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit late today. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: well, i had to go out and get my suits tailored. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: and then i had to go -- i had to drink, uh -- you know, my monkey milk after my workout. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. you drink six gallons of monkey milk. >> jimmy: yeah, well i drink -- i got a monkey milkshake. [ light laughter ] on the way over to the gym. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: then i go there. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i work out for like three hours. [ light laughter ] i throw down two or three monkey milks after that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and then -- >> steve: i pass out in the street. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and what can we do? i pass out. >> steve: they said i don't get enough oxygen to the brain. [ laughter ] but it's good. i love monkey milk. >> jimmy: i got one of those helmets with the two -- two things of monkey milk. and a big tube in there. i do, like, a yard of beer. you ever heard of that? like a yard of ale. >> jimmy: no, i -- >> steve: i do that with monkey milk. >> jimmy: no, i come into work. i have two people hold my legs. i go upside down. [ laughter ] i do a monkey milk stand. >> steve: monkey milk stand. >> jimmy: yeah. every day. >> steve: oh, fantastic. >> jimmy: but anyways, i was running a bit behind. >> steve: sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know i have my chocolate factory. >> steve: yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have a -- >> steve: how's that working out for you? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you have a fudge factory. >> steve: i have two dairies. >> jimmy: you have a -- yeah. >> steve: yeah. and then i have a factory. so there's -- it makes lemon -- there's a lemonade stand. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> steve: and then around the corner, there's a chocolate -- there's a fudge shop. >> jimmy: so wait, let me -- so it's like, milk, milk, lemonade. and then around the corner -- >> steve: that's where fudge is made. >> jimmy: fudge is made. that's right. yeah, okay, good. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're doing very well. congratulations. no, i hear it's a big hit, your fudge shop. >> steve: huge hit. huge. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] well anyways. i was running a bit late, and i was just -- was wondering if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, vice president joe biden, for meeting with the president of turkey this week. i heard the meeting went well until joe biden was like, "i used to draw you with my hand." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! >> jimmy: thank you, april fools, for probably being what jesus shouted on the first easter. [ laughter and applause ] "hey, guys, april fools!" >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: come on! >> steve: it's-a me! >> jimmy: thank you, this week's super smart "wheel of fortune" contestant, or as that's also known, a regular "jeopardy!" contestant. [ applause ] thank you, clif bars, for being a great snack if you're hungry for oatmeal and gum. >> steve: mmm. [ laughter ] [ applause ] chewy. >> jimmy: chewy and delicious. >> steve: chewy goodness. >> jimmy: yeah, this one will last you a couple hours. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] get a jaw cramp. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, snoring, for letting people be annoying even when they're unconscious. [ laughter and applause ] i don't snore! >> steve: i don't snore! >> jimmy: i don't snore. >> steve: i wasn't snoring, why did you wake me up? [ snoring ] >> jimmy: thank you, the song "the devil went down to georgia" for teaching us that at some point, the devil took fiddle lessons. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he's pretty good. >> steve: he's very good. >> jimmy: not bad. >> steve: he's not as good as charlie daniels. >> jim : wouldn't have been my instrument of choice if i was in hell. >> steve: if you were the devil you wouldn't have picked a a fiddle? >> jimmy: well, i wouldn't pick a wooden instrument. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's correct. >> steve: like an auto -- what about a harp made of, like -- >> jimmy: no. the harp is -- >> steve: flute? >> jimmy: that's wooden. flute i could do. >> steve: metal. >> jimmy: french horn. >> steve: french horn, sure. flugelhorn? >> jimmy: anything without a a reed. [ light laughter ] >> steve: right, no reed instruments. no woodwinds. >> jimmy: yeah, no reed. no woodwinds or reed or anything in that -- it's flammable. >> steve: what about like a -- what -- what -- [ laughter ] what about like a triangle? a triangle? tiny little -- hear me out. >> jimmy: but the rope that you hold the triangle -- >> steve: no, the rope is a a chain. rope is a chain. it's made of met metal. [ laughter ] it's made of adamantium. >> jimmy: i love that this is a a real debate that we're having. what would the devil really play? [ light laughter ] thank you, lunar eclipses, for being the earth's way of throwing shade. there you go, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right by a multiple emmy award-winning actor. he and bryan cranston anchored one of the finest television dramas of all time, "breaking bad." and this week, his big new series "the path" debuted on hulu to widespread critical please welcome a talented man. say hello to aaron paul, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: there he is, aaron paul! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you! >> wow. >> jimmy: thank you for finally being a guest on the program. >> oh, it's so good to be here. >> jimmy: you look sharp. >> so do you. >> jimmy: nice watch. >> oh, thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: i mean i -- i couldn't receive any gifts here. [ laughter ] >> this is a gift from when we wrapped "breaking bad." >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that looks great. thank you for doing -- we've done sketches before. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you helped us out with that. i appreciate that. >> oh, it's always good to be here. >> jimmy: did you see our puppies predict the -- >> those puppies, my god, yes. >> jimmy: they're cute, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're really cute. >> i would love one of those puppies. >> jimmy: you want one? >> i mean, i already asked. they said they were all taken. you know. >> jimmy: no, we can make something happen. [ laughter ] your wife would love it. your wife would love it. jonah hill took one home last time. >> i heard, yeah. >> jimmy: he was here, yeah. >> if jonah can take one, i would love to take one home. >> jimmy: you could, yeah. do you care about sports? are you excited about the march madness at all? or -- >> no. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: you could care less. >> i really don't follow any sports. >> jimmy: nothing? not any -- not the super bowl? >> i know, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: the super bowl? [ laughter ] >> actually the super bowl i'm obsessed with, yeah. my -- my wife -- >> jimmy: you're obsessed with the super bowl? >> i am. my wife and i have been going the past -- this is our sixth time in a row. yeah. i become die hard at the super bowl. a die hard fan for one of the -- >> jimmy: for what? >> for one of the players. [ laughter ] like, one of the teams that are playing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you know any of the players on the team? >> no, not really. i mean, sometimes i might. >> jimmy: this is fun. >> but -- >> jimmy: yeah, like last year, who do you -- >> i was rooting for the panthers, my wife was rooting for the broncos, 'cause she's obsessed with the manning family. t?ma ings, but i the panthers play in the i'm like, "wow, that's a really good team." [ laughter ] so i'm like, "i'm going to root for them if they go to the super bowl." and i did and then they lost. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: how hardcore -- do you go crazy? >> i become a psychotic fan. yeah, i really dow he's a brilliant guy. >> i mean, i really -- he's just such an idol of mine. and i just reached out to him randomly to let him know that i love him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and appreciate the work he's >> yeah, and i start this is after the academy awards, some after party. and he happened to be talking to dicaprio, and i was just staring at elon in such awe. and he kept looking at me. we made eye contact multiple times. and i just -- i was a deer in headlights. [ light laughter ] could not look away. and then he is like, "who -- what is this guy doing?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> "why doesn't he say hi?" >> jimmy: nothing. >> nothing, no. >> jimmy: no. and then you didn't say hi? >> no, i didn't. i wanted to say hi. [ laughter ] i didn't say hi. >> jimmy: left it mysterious. >> dicaprio was saying hi. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, and he just won the academy award, so that's kind of a bigger deal. yeah. >> yeah, e was celebrating. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i just happened to be there. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. well, you did "breaking bad." >> yeah. >> jimmy: you nailed it. homerun. grand slam. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. you're just great. and then -- did you get just nervous? you go, "what am i going to do next? what am i going to do now?" >> yeah. yeah, because i always joked around saying it's all -- you know, it's all downhill from here. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know. which isn't a bad thing, 'cause "breaking bad" was such an iconic show. >> jimmy: no. you can't live like that. you're so young, and you're a a great actor. >> yeah, no i -- yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: actors act. >> actors act. but i read this, and i have this new show, "the path," and i read the first two episodes and it's just so twisted and dark, but brilliant. >> jimmy: yeah. do you want to explain what this is? now, this is a -- kind of a a lost soul. >> yeah, so i come from a very tortured past, and i was brought into this very controversial religious movement years ago. met my wife, she was born into the movement, we've now raised our two kids in the movement. and in the pilot episode, my character has this eye-opening experience where he is just not anymore, but he can't say that because he will lose his entire family. >> jimmy: oh, that's very, very good. i want to show everyone a clip. >> yeah. >> jimmy: here's aaron paul in the brand new hulu drama series "the path." check this out >> i am really struggling here. i love you, and i chose you. >> you chose me? >> i chose you. >> what do you mean you chose me? chose me over cal? is that what this is? >> no! no, that is not what i am saying. >> no. i'm sorry, i'm sorry. all right? i know that i have been a a little off. but you need to know that you are it. you're everything to me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. you know how to -- you know what you're doing. you're a good man. our thanks to aaron paul right there. check out his new series "the path" on hulu. governor chris christie joins us after the break! stick
