cooler. jimmy kimmel is comparing nfl football to the bachelor. [ female announcer ] skin looking tired? wake it up with olay regenerist. formulated with a skin energizing complex, it penetrates 10 layers of the skin's surface. because energized skin is younger looking skin. ♪ this is the creamy chicken corn chowder. i mean, look at it. so indulgent. did i tell you i am on the... [ both ] chicken pot pie diet! me too! [ male announcer ] so indulgent, you'll never believe they're light. 100-calorie progresso light soups. >>> okay. so at the top of the show we talked about the claims made by the mayor of hoboken against the christie administration which centers around a real estate project. if you want to sound smart today, tell your friends that hoboken has seen a 36% price increase. it's up from $557,000 through 2011. decent price there. so enough of the real news. let's get around the water cooler now and detroit. we take you there. it could be good news these days. we have just the story for you. the city is in the process of approving a ten foot monument to robocop. the class

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street" jimmy kimmel has been watching the marketing campaign that has helped get the movie multiple nominations >>> one of the pictures that was nominated, "the wolf of wall street." they are not apologizing for the profanity but embracing it. >> now, it is nominated for five academy awards, including best -- picture, best -- director, martin scorsese, best a actor, leonardo dicaprio. >> i absolutely love it. it is one of the most popular shows on cable television. a controversy may have taken some quack out of "the duck dynasty." >> they are the worst, like a terrible technological snowball coming down the mountain. you can't stop it. >> i am not into wasting time listening to tom and jerry talk about who they think are going to win the super bowl. >> first, one person responds and then someone tries to be funny and then we get off the subject. >> it will be midnight and they are still talking about it. >> what was the original conversation? no one knows, no one cares. stop having a conversation on my phone. >> now, 8.5 million people tune in to season five premier on wednesday nig

slurring his words. now you see him barreling through a group of reporters, well, jimmy kimmel has his own interpretation of what he calls rob fording. >> okay, guy, i need to get back through. >> and there they go again, that's your morning dish of scrambled politics. >>> joining me for our first look at politics, bob frank, good morning, bob. >> in the tv biz we call that a scrum is there that's called bob fording. so the fbi is in hoboken, new jersey, investigating whether governor christie's aides threatened to cut off sandy funding as political retribution. some of the claims are a little outrageous the fact, bob, that the fbi is involved, does that mean there is some validity in this? >> that means the fbi is see figure there is validity. much of the discussions is about politics. more serious is the possibility that laws were broken with this, including federal law, which is why the fbi is investigating. this is nothing to just look aside. >> i want to switch gears here. because this is really interesting. a lot of people may find eight little frightening. radar blimps, okay. th

next owner "the new york times." >>> let's go to jimmy kimmel. >> this is from the local nbc affiliate in cleveland. they built an outdoor news desk made entirely of ice. which was a good idea, until this -- >> the record cold, it's been a time to turn to science and enjoy the extreme beauty of the ice. >> this is kind of fun. robin is showing off the ice anchor desk. hi, robin. ♪ stop, collaborate and listen, vob in the back with a brand new inventi invention, ice, ice, baby ♪ >> no. it's not -- [ cheers and applause ] it's unacceptable. vanilla ice just killed himself so he could roll over in his grave. >> why can't bill karins do that? why don't you have a big ice desk like that to report from? >>> just when you thought you had seen it all. there's a more convenient way to get a burrito in los angeles. a mobil gas station is offering the world's first burrito kiosk. shredded beef, roasted potato, and chicken. you can add toppings like sour cream and guacamole. i bet it's great. worried about getting bored as your meal heats up? no need. the machine plays videos while y

. according to jimmy kimmel, the whole thing may be just political posturing. >> he did admit to police that he drank alcohol, smoked pot and took prescription drugs that night, which that may have been his way of announcing that he is running for mayor of toronto. >> and house speaker john boehner paid a visit to "the tonight show" last night. aside from calling vladimir putin a thug and saying jeb bush would make a great president, he decided to finally dispel a rumor that has dogged him for years. >> we have a family photo. let's show the family photo. there you go. is that you right in the front there? >> i'm the dark one on the bottom there. >> you seem to be in the sun a lot more than the other kids. >> yeah. >> now, i know you're in college -- >> listen, listen. >> what's that? >> i ride a bike. i cut my own grass, i ride a bike. my mother is dark complected. so i'm a little dark. >> so there is no tanning bed? >> there is no tanning bed, no spray thing. never, not once. never, ever, nothing. >> finally, republican congressman steve stockman of texas is the tea party challenger t

the biggest star last night. >>> now let's head over to jimmy kimmel, who knows how people in l.a. love to be on tv. you could say the same thing for new york. before the state of the union, he asked people if what they thought of the speech, even though there is no way any of them could have seen it yet. >> what do you think of president obama's state of the union address last night? >> you know, it had different effects on different people, and you know, i just feel those effects affect everybody, you know? like, you've just got to stay positive, you've got to not focus on the negative. >> he was addressing what everybody was talking about, or -- >> reporter: which is what? >> um, i don't know. i haven't seen it. >> reporter: did you think that there was too much product placement in the state union? >> yeah, that kind of surprises me. kind of cheapens politics a little bit. >> reporter: do you think that joe biden embarrassed himself last night? >> very much so. >> reporter: so, what do you think about obama faking the heart attack at the end? >> i think that was more for shock

afternoon rush hour. >> that is so true. >>> now, you may have seen a recurring segment on jimmy kimmel, celebrity's read mean tweets? now this news is taking the concept to the nation's capitol. >> you really suck a pig's [ bleep ]. >> paul ryan has such pretty blue eyes. sometimes it's easy to forget he's satan incarnate. >> when was the last time you heard voices? it is important to take your medicine regularly. what was that? >> was a [ bleep ] bag on "real world mtv." he is a [ bleep ] now. >> i saw him in starbucks this morning, #loser. >> chrismurphyct, your ignorance is overshadowed only by your naivete, #lmao, which i assume means legislators make america outstanding. >> i like vitter's. >> you know, paul ryan, he does have dreamy baby blues. >> it's a jungle out there, thomas. when you put yourself out there in the public eye, you don't know what's going to happen. >> you don't, but they were all very good sports through that. lewis, thank you. >> you got it. >>> still ahead on "way too early," what didn't governor chris christie say during the state of the state address that you really wa

conference no young mormons. rumor has it he's in training to do the dougie. on to late night. jimmy kimmel doing research on the company taking over the obama care website. >> obama administration is trying to reverse course on the troubled website healthcare.gov. they have officially cut ties with the company that built the site. they signed a contract yesterday with a company called accenture. if their tv commercial is any indication, i think they may be the right company. they have a reputation for exactly this kind of work. and i mean exactly. >> building applications for today's highly distributed network computing environments can be a challenge. it's easy to [ bleep ] things up and when things get [ bleep ] up, accenture are help you get them un[ bleep ]. we can [ bleep ] the most hopelessly [ bleep ] systems. getting you back to where should you have been before you [ bleep ] everything up in the first place. accenture. getting [ bleep ] un[ bleep ]. >> soo one of those viral videos is making the rounds this morning, this comes from a golf shop in tennessee. make sure you listen to these

ford's biggest fan jimmy kimmel who is giddy to have more on the mayor of toronto. [ mumbling ] [ beep ] >> do you know how much money that costs? [ mumbling ] >> earlier today mayor ford's brother -- doug ford is the most loyal brother in the world. the reporter showed the video. he said well that is definitely not from last night. it must be an old video. rob gave up drinking 100% and he is thinner now than when that video was shot. and then brother rob showed up and said this. >> were you drinking last night? >> yes, i was. a little bit, yeah. >> what's a little bit to rob forward? >> you have to love that guy. money, money, money. >> he was talking in a jamaican accent. good to you have back. still ahead on "way too early," if you could move something with your mipd, what would it be? your best, creative tweets coming up. [ male announcer ] this is the story of the dusty basement at 1406 35th street the old dining table at 25th and hoffman. ...and the little room above the strip mall off roble avenue. ♪ this magic moment it is the story of where every great idea begins.

heisenburg. >>> jimmy kimmel found one seahawk fanatic taking his commitment to the extreme. >> this guy is a serious seahawk fan. his name is tim connors. he jumped the tattoo gun this year. >> tim conner's seahawk pride will never have his pride go away. no matter how hard it hurts, no tattoo beats him's other tattoo which declares the hawks super bowl champs when they haven't even played the game. >> there's a good chance he'll lose that arm in a vending machine any way. >> that's wrong. i don't know if i would do that. >> like the mitt romney for president tattoo. >> i'm sure that one got lasered off. the super fan got another tattoo this past monday. now that's the golden girls permanently tattooed on his arm. he's a man of great taste. i like blanch. >> blanch. >> i know you're a golden girls fan. >> i know who the golden girls are. i'm glad his arm was big enough for all four of them. >> last night, thomas, i went out to times square. i froze my butt off. i wanted to check out super bowl boulevard. it's incredible. unexpectedly i ran into mayor deblasio. he was kicking off the festiv

jimmy kimmel. we took the same idea to capitol hill and got senators and representatives to say things that you will not believe you are hearing from their mouths. ♪ >> claire cmc, you really suck a pig's [ bleep ]. >> paul ryan has such pretty blue eyes. sometimes it's easy to forget he's satan incarnate. >> hey, i can't decide whether you're stupid or willfully deceitful. can you help me out? >> when was the last time you heard voices. it's important to take your medicine regularly. what was that? >> he's a [ bleep ] bag on real world mtv. he's a [ bleep ] now. >> i saw david vitter in starbucks this morning. #loser. >> damn, you suck. okay. thank you. >> chris murphy, ct, your ignorance is overshadowed only by your naievta, lmao, which i assume means legislators make america outstanding. >> of course you would, you're a typical #democrap. hash resign. >> at jason in the house, you are proof that this country has gone to hell in a hand basket. >>@sen schumer. yep, you're about as original as an old pair of shoes. >> is lawrence o'donnell really an idiot or does he just play

canadian is now at risk of being deported. according to jimmy kimmel, the whole thing may be just political posturing. >> he did admit to police that he drank alcohol, smoked pot and took prescription drugs that night, which that may have been his way of announcing that he is running for mayor of toronto. >> and house speaker john boehner paid a visit to "the tonight show" last night. aside from calling vladimir putin a thug and saying jeb bush would make a great president, he decided to finally dispel a rumor that has dogged him for years. >> we have a family photo. let's show the family photo. there you go. is that you right in the front there? >> i'm the dark one on the bottom there. >> you seem to be in the sun a lot more than the other kids. >> yeah. >> now, i know you're in college -- >> listen, listen. >> what's that? >> i ride a bike. i cut my own grass, i ride a bike. my mother is dark complected. so i'm a little dark. >> so there is no tanning bed? >> there is no tanning bed, no spray thing. never, not once. never, ever, nothing. >> finally, republican congressman steve

president obama's state of the union. i liked. but as jimmy kimmel pointed out you didn't need to see it to have an opinion about it. his crew hit the streets of los angeles to ask pedestrians what they thought about the president's address yesterday well before the speech happened. >> what did you think of president obama's state of the union address last night. >> it had different effects on different people and you know, i just feel those effects affect everybody you know, like you've got to stay positive and not focus on the negative. >> he was addressing what everybody was talking about. >> which is what? >> actually i don't know. i didn't see it. >> did you think there was too much product placement in the state of the union? >> yeah, that kind of surprises me. kind of cheapens politics a little bit. >> do you think that joe biden embarrassed himself last night? >> very much so. >> so what did you think about obama faking the heart attack at the end? >> i think that was more for shock value, not you know, simp think or what have you. >> as gore vidal said, nobody knob says no to sex o