i'm stephen colbert. (cheers and applause) (audience chanting stephen) >> stephen: welcome to "the late show"! (cheers and applause) hey, everybody! thanks for being here! in here, out there, all around the world, i'm stephen colbert, i am your east -- host tonight and, you know, there is a real excitement in the air because the presidential race has truly become a flaming toboggan ride toward dead man's curve, otherwise known as the new hampshire primary. tomorrow, the granite state weighs in and all eyes have been on marco rubio, who stunned all the politicos when he won iowa by coming in third. (laughter) never been done before. but despite the rube-mentum, the senator may have tripped up in saturday's debate by sticking too closely to his talking points. but, thankful, chris christie was there -- (laughter) -- to helpfully curb stomp him in the neck. >> and let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that barack obama doesn't know what he's doing. he knows exactly what he's doing. let's dispel wit

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stephen colbert has david schwimmer and jules team next. >> stephen colbert! -- joel osteen captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing intro music ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) thank you! >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: that's nice. that's entirely pleasant. ( cheers and applause ) welcome to "the late show." that's nice. welcome to "the late show." thank you so much. i am stephen colbert. happy groundhog day everybody! wow, it really feels like i said that yesterday. ( laughter ) anyway, happy groundhog day everybody! it's a great day. i hope you got your groundhog something nice. but all of us got a present today, because the prognosticator of prognosticators, punxsutawney phil, did not see his shadow. that means we will have a short winter. ( cheers and applause ) it obviously, made a lot of people happy. not me. because, full disclosure, i am a i don't all think the science is in on weather-forecasting rodents. sure, 98% of climate veterinarians believe that groundhogs can affect the s

up next, a special live late show with stephen colbert. he has teena fey, will ferrell and more surprises coming your way. welcome back -- back to our seat. i'm james brown along with my guys, of course, tony, coach, bart, and boomer. two years ago denver lost convincingly to seattle. john elway went out and built a championship defense and boy, did it show out. boomer: this one is for pat this one is done by one, wade phillips. what a performance by this defense back-to-back in the a.f.c. championship game and now in super bowl 50. bart: j.j. watt may have won the m.v.p. but von miller introduced himself to the masses. what a show he put on. bill: there's no question the m.v.p. of this game was von miller. the last two weeks, two and a half sacks in each game. two caused fumbles. a one-man wrecking ball. tony: hats off to demarcus ware. he had himself a game to. i want to talk about peyton manning. i know he didn't play the best game, the one turnover. but my hat's off to him, the season he's halt, up and down. it was a great sheriff's la

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and up next on cbs, a special live "late show with stephen colbert." he has tina fey, will ferrell and more surprises. we welcome you to the postgame show, now up to jim nantz. >> ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the super bowl m.v.p. of terrell davis and the vince lombardi trophy! >> the m.v.p. of super bowl iii, joe namath! lynn swann. >> woo! >> yay! jim: thank you, lynn swann. commissioner, it's time to present the lombardi trophy so annabelle is here and i think we're going to pass it down to joe ellis as the c.e.o. of this broncos oh. i know you want to accept it with these words. roger: let me just thank all the bronco fans and tonight peyton -- peyton, i don't know if this is your last rodeo but it was one heck of a ride and we all thank you for the ride, so thank you. annabelle, i know this is a special moment for you and we're all thinking about pat. a great man, a man who loved this oh, and we're proud you could -- organization, and we're proud you could take this back to denver for pat bowlen and your denver fans. congratulations. jim:

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i am stephen colbert. happy groundhog day everybody! wow, it really feels like i said that yesterday. ( laughter ) anyway, happy groundhog day everybody! it's a great day. i hope you got your groundhog something nice. today, because the prognosticator of prognosticators, punxsutawney phil, did not see his shadow. that means we will have a short winter. ( cheers and applause ) it obviously, made a lot of people happy. not me. because, full disclosure, i am a groundhog denier. i don't all think the science is in on weather-forecasting rodents. sure, 98% of climate veterinarians believe that groundhogs can affect the seasonal tilt of the earth's axis, something to do with the burrowing, evidently. maybe they're taking core samples down there. i don't know. but i just don't buy it. i mean, how much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground? i had to practice that. but, folks, i see my shadow right here on the state so ooij touch and go. touch and go. you never know. first i'll sit down with actor david schwimmer. ( cheers

and me, your host, stephen colbert. (cheers) hey. tonight, on "the late late show," we teach you how to call in sick to work with "chicken wing poisoning" and show you how to make a wind chime out of empty beer cans. also, car pool karaoke with elton john. (announcer) don't miss a special "late late show with james corden" tonight after your late news. broncos fans, your team just won super bowl 50, and now direct from nflshop.com you can own the broncos' super bowl 50 trophy collection, which includes the t-shirt, hat, towel, blu-ray, and dvd. it's the official super bowl product worn by players and coaches during the postgame celebration. and the official blu-ray of super bowl 50. don't miss out on this great opportunity. own a piece of broncos history >> this is "the toyota postgame show." let's go places. james: and postgame show aerial coverage brought to you by budweiser and a remainder -- reminder again, up next, a special live late show with stephen colbert. tina fey, will ferrell and more surprises coming your way. that's co

arpot >> jon: stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing "late show" theme ) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: hey, everybody! whoo! hey! welcome to "the late show"! (cheers and applause) hello, everybody! (audience chanting stephen) down here, up there, up there, thanks so much, everybody! welcome to "the late show"! (cheers and applause) welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. shocking news tonight going to get the big celebrity feud everyone is talking about: donald trump versus the pope. and as america's foremost catholic, let me explain what happened. the pope is in mexico right now, where he was asked about donald trump's plan to build a border wall. and his holiness said, quote: "a person who thinks only about building walls wherever they may be and not of building bridges is not christian. this man is not christian if he has said things like that." (cheers and applause) then trump's okay because he has not said things like that. (laughter) okay. because trump wants to b

. >>> stephen colbert takes a late show phone call from donald trump. south florida today. (donkey sound) (elephant sound) there's a big difference between making noise, (tapping sound) and making sense. (elephant sound) (donkey sound) when it comes to social security, we need more than lip service. our next president needs a real plan to keep social security strong. (elephant noise) hey candidates. >>> welcome back. donald trump called into many television shows in his life show with stephen colbert to the list. >> this is donald trump. hello stephen. >> donald trump. [ cheering ] >> i've got to make sure this is really you. and not someone abusing the trump phone. to something open donald trump would say. >> i could say you're fired. >> trump was asked a string of questions from what he was wearing to what he would do about his potty mouth for the campaign trail.>>> don't miss the late show with stephen colbert weeknights and 11:35 immediately after cbs 4 news at 11. >>> sports illustrated swimsuit model walked the red carpet. the model celebrated the launch of this year'

stephen colbert, welcome. you're sitting at charlie's seat so please show some respect. >> i'm checking his browser history. >> find anything history? >> charlie, for the right price, i haven't! >> okay. we will be talking to stephen about politics and his post-super bowl live edition of "the late show" only 100 million people will be watching, stephen. feel no pressure. that is ahead on "cbs this morning." incredible bladder protection now comes with an incredible double your money back guarantee. always discreet is for bladder leaks and it's drier than poise. try it, love it or get double your money back. always discreet. the flame is out... ugh...today the flame is out, tomorrow my attitude... your mother... antonio. antonio. que? the stove. it's not working. campbell's microwaveable soups. made for real, real life. and quit a lot,ot but ended up nowhere. now...i use this. the nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release technology helps prevent the urge to smoke all day. i want this time to be my last ti

. >> after the big game, a live with stephen colbert" and then a super special edition of news 6 at 11:00. we've got pom franz and all sort of stuff going on. good time. if you want to head to a party before the super bowl party, universal is inviting you to enjoy a taste of the big easy. the resort's annual mardi gras festival kicks off tomorrow with bands from new orleans and a parade and at closing, a concert by singer hunter hayes. this is video from last year's celebration. it's going by really fast. mardi gras will run select nights through april 16th and included with park admission. the real mardi gras cams next tuesday, february 9th. gras. >> it does. i was at ikea today and they were building couches around all the tvs, hoping people will actually come out for the super bowl. >> i bet they will. >> they'll have a nice place to watch it there. >> i like ikea a lot. there are big events all over central florida this weekend. is pinpointing the weather for everything from orlando's chili cook-off to the mount dora arts festival. >> we're here at festival park in orlando, getting

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>> jon: stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: welcome to "the late show." thank you very much. thank you, jon. thank you, humans. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thanks, ladies and gentlemen. thank you very much. welcome to the show, everybody. good to have you here! thanks so much. thanks, everybody. qsh welcome to "the late show"." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it's mardi gras. that means fat tuesday, right? >> jon: that's right. >> stephen: or as it's known in america, tuesday. of course, mardi gras, the last day before the beginning of lent, so catholics like me have a religious obligation to eat and then drink and then plead for god's morsi on "my mouth feels like it's full of ash wednesday." now, jon, you're from new orleans, right? "nawleons," right? am i pronouncing that correctly? >> jon: you got to work on that one. >> stephen: what's the right >> jon: new orleans. >> stephen: what do i need to know about mardi gras? what are some of the traditions down there that are real traditions from mardi gras that i need to know about? >> jon: w