tv-commercial
eye 92
favorite 0
quote 5
>> ryan lochte. [ laughter ] >> seth: seriously, though, why are you defending ryan lochte? >> why aren't you defending him, huh? i mean, give him a break! he's just a scared 32-year-old boy trying to impress his 19-year-old teammates. [ laughter ] >> seth: even if i did have an olympian on, it would be someone like simone biles, you know, who didn't lie and won four gold medals. >> she stole those gold medals from ryan lochte at gunpoint. [ laughter ] >> seth: no. no, she didn't. and you know what, man? you're a tool! >> that's right! i am a tool! and thanks to ryan lochte, i am proud to say it! have you any idea what it is like to be a tool? ♪ [ laughter ] the way people look at me when i yell out things like, "what do you mean it's last call? i just did a bunch of cocaine." [ laughter ] "i'm rick james, bitch!" or when someone slips and falls and breaks their ankle, and everybody rushes over to help them, and i stay behind and yell "party foul!" [ laughter ] i feel so alone in those moments. and then this beautiful man comes along with his platinum hair and face straigh