you for joining us. on "jimmy kimmel live," jake gy >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight jake gyllenhaal hailee steinfeld the results of our youtube halloween challenge, and music from keith urban. and now, you know him you love him, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i hope you had a pleasant halloween. by the way, we'll be taking children's candy away from them shortly. i had a fun night. my wife and i took our daughter jane trick-or-treating for the first time and she loved it. she's probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. sad that's not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. after every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. other children climbing over her. once she had seven pieces of candy she said, okay, i've had enough. which is sweet but she's going to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. all they give out there is fish, she should be okay. i also think after w

headlines.. plus.. jimmy kimmel has done it again! the best moments from this year's halloween challenge - that's in the morning juice. ???adlib welcome we did it once before with a clinton - but will arizona turn blue for another this november? team 12's bryan west is live with hillary's big push for latino voters - today in tempe... she is making an all-out pitch to arizona's latino voters using her speech here at the intramural fields next to asu's fitness complex.the event is an early-vote rally... it is set up for according to an aide with the campaign ---- she will be introduced by the parents of slain army private damian lopez-rodriguez, an undocumented immigrant who was awaiting his american citizenship when he was killied in iraq in 2007.the parents brought him to the us from mexico as a child.the campaign is also going to be releasing a battery of new campaign ads including... 27 million strong which focuses on the 27 eligible latino voters in the us.the hope is to take what could be a swing state and turn it blue for the second time in the state's history.polls show

guillermo:.lin-manuel miranda, >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight jamie dornan khlo? kardashian part two of our youtube halloween challenge results this week in unnecessary censorship and music from kings of leon in nashville. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i am jimmy. i'm the host of this show. thank you for watching. we have so much to get to, but before we do, how about that baseball game last night. did you watch it? wow. you know, we had a big show last night. last night we had a new mean tweets. we did a live simulcast using a hologram from nashville. we have a major expensive show, and nobody watched it because they were watching the game. it was the most watched baseball game in 25 years. the cubs won the world series if there were any cubs fans still alive from the last time they won, they definitely died in the eighth inning. it was funny hearing all the reporters after the game saying things like the last time the cubs won the world series you couldn't listen to it on the radio because radio hadn't

the days after halloween is not just the halloween candy but the jimmy kimmel youtube candy countdown. >> people look forward to this every year because they ate all of the candy and the neighbor quite directions of the children. these are some of the more explosive ones. >> i ate all of your halloween >> nope. i ate it all. [ laughter ] >> i ate it all. >> now! >> jimmy kimmel told us to. >> i want to take you to jail. >> [ laughter ] that is a little aggressive, right? those are really, really funny to watch. >> i drink all your beer. >> not bear that steak. >> some of them are on to you, jimmy kimmel. >> i ate all of your halloween candy last night. >> it was jimmy kimmel. it was jimmy kimmel. >> you're heading the candy. i watch youtube. >> see, kids know how to work youtube. >> the latest candy trick video has been trending all day with more than 400,000 views in less than 24 hours. >>> a rare illness causing paralysis in kids. i mark rivera. cases are on the rise and why doctors are you concerned. -- even concerned. >> canada is very safe but it is not foolproof. >> re

>> dicky: from >> dicky: from hollywood it's ?jimmy kimmel live?! tonight, dwayne johnson from ?billy on the street," billy eichner, cousin sal does funny things, and music from dawes. and now, prepare yourselves -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and a [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: ver >> jimmy: very kind. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. happy monday, i guess. hopefully by now you've come to terms with the fact that no matter how much you drink, the results of the election are not going to change. [ laughter ] i've been having dreams about this election. it's in my head. remember when the song "don't worry, be happy" and it just got in there and you couldn't shake it? it's like that, except without the "don't worry" part. [ laughter ] president obama held a press conference his first since the election. at which every one of the reporters asked him about donald trump. every question was about donald trump. this is -- don't worry, it's only going to happen about 30 more years. a few of them tried to get obama to say something insu

>>> thanks for joiningus. i'm cheryl jennings. jimmy kimmel is next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- lin-manuel miranda. from "dr. ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans day. [ cheers and applause ] because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. so thank you very much. speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today? there was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of people's profiles to indicate they were deceased. even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. this was real. "remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people who love mark will find comfort in the things others shared and

tonight on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy? >> let's come together to watch this. >> i know this is the jimmy kimmel stuff i'll have that goat cheese garden salad. that gentleman got the last one. sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. can i keep the walnuts? sold. but i get to pick your movie. can i pick the genre? yes, but it has to be a comedy. a little cash back on the side. with the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. throw. it's more than cash back. it's backed by the service and security of american express. it's more than cash back. the u.s.those of us whoof freedserved in the military are very proud of that. i believe very, very strongly in our country and what we stand for. i went to iraq in 2004 to fight for freedom. for generations, our troops have sacrificed for our freedoms. one of the most important things we do is vote - to protect that freedom. i'm tom steyer. let's make the people we're so proud of, proud of us. please. vote. vote. vote. vote. >>> new at 11:00, this attr

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's ?jimmy kimmel live?! tonight, from the world champion chicago cubs, kris bryant, carol burnett and music from vic mensa featuring travis barker. and now, i'm almost certain, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. that's very kind, thank you. night, if all goes as expected, if the polls are accurate, if the projections are correct, i will be the next vice president of the united states! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. so i have my luggage packed because as soon as i am officially declared the winner after i receive the obligatory calls of congratulation and concession from the lose esreservers, aka mike pence and tim kaine, i will force two, i will shove joe biden out of air force two, and fly directly to my new home in washington, d.c. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. i brought my own pillow so i can nap on the way there. i'm not using joe biden's pillows, i'll going to have my own. people ask me, how can you be so confident? the rope is simple. i've surro

people get those fashionses. >> dan: here is what is coming up next on "jimmy kimmel live." >> do you ever write songs in the bathroom on the toilet? >> do you know thunder rolls? p is for privileges. o is for ordinarily i wouldn't. l is for layers of luxury. a is for alll the way back. r is for read my mind. and i... can't see a thing. s... see you in the morning. polaris, from united. >>> we have heard frightening reports of gadgets exploding and the cause is often a small battery. nearly all of us use them in the gadgets. anne app most are safe, but there is a small risk. no one can predict which may blow up. >> a hover board suddenly busts into flames. an e-cigarette explodes in somebody's pocket. a smartphone explodes in a truck. >> they can over heat and they can burst into flames. >> why are some ordinary products suddenly turning into virtual bombs? >> what we are talking about is a mini fuel tank. >> reporter: the lithium ion battery is powering more and more of our badgeetts. everything from electric cars to lap p toes to smoke detectors. >> and even in those little gree

election day. >> all of that in a moment. now a look at what is ahead on "jimmy kimmel live." >> thanks, dan and ama. it is almost over. >> if you had thrown that ball into the dugout with a big smile on your face it would have been the worst thing that happened to anyone. want a great way to help our children thrive? then be sure to vote yes on proposition 55. prop 55 doesn't raise taxes on anyone. instead, it simply maintains the current tax rate on the wealthiest californians to prevent education cuts that would hurt our kids. no wonder prop 55 is endorsed by the california pta, teachers and educators. because all of us want to help our children thrive. it's time to vote yes on proposition 55. it's time to vote yes it is time for the pharmaceutical industry to stop the entire nation is looking at california. let's go forward together. thank you all very much. >>> dozens of bay area dog owners are trying to save one of the most popular breeds. >> they are joining a study that is killing half the breed, cancer. >> and here is morning anchor natasha. >> you know the drill. >

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