tonight show!" and here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh my goodness thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. i feel the love. thank you very much. please, have a seat. enjoy yourselves guys, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much for being here [ cheers and applause give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. the roots. [ cheers and applause you guys, this is very exciting today is the first day of fleet week that's right [ cheers ] almost 3,000 service members are in new york city, while the rest of the armed forces are trying to separate trump and nancy pelosi [ laughter and applause that's the big story this morning. pelosi accused trump of covering up the russia investigation, and then when she showed it to a meeting at the white house about infrastructure, trump was so angry he walked out after just three minutes. [ light laughter ] pelosi can't be surprised. it was like talking trash about your friend, then showing up to the group brunch, like,

for joining us. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- allison williams. patton oswalt. and music from tedeschi trucks band. and now, hold everything -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, very nice. hello, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks for everything, really. it's very nice. i am happy to be home. we were off the air for a couple days. i was out of town, actually. i was in new york this week, getting some lipo suck shun done. when i was in new york i did the howard stern show and when you do those shows you have to get up very early. one of the things you see when you're driving through times square before sun rise, the last time i saw a dead guy. but one of the things you see is people lined up, gathered around to see "the today show." and people show up with their "kiss me, i'm from wisconsin" signs. you get the feeling when you're watching you don't know what's going to happen because they're outside. but the weird stuff usually comes from outside the show. on the "today" show, one member

report. we appreciate your time. >> for all of us, thanks for being here. on jimmy kimmel live, george clooney >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- george clooney. dr. mehmet oz. and music from pink sweat$. and now, all systems go, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very nice. thank you for joining us here. and in beautiful hollywood, california, where i'll be honest. we're feeling a little bit left out today, because so many of our most fashionable stars went to new york for the annual costume ball at the metropolitan museum of art, the met gala. this is a who's who of who the hell put you in that dress? the theme this year, they have a theme every year, this year was people who have too much money. the theme this year was camp. i thought oh, canoes and stuff. but it was a different kind of camp. jared let oo was one of the big stars. we have kim kardashian who, wet, poor thing fell in the fountain on her way u

here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. oh, my goodness. look at you. thank you very much. thanks, welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. thank you for being here [ cheers and applause please give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause guys, it seems like there's so much going on right now in the news trump is in a trade war with china. the series finale "game of thrones" is this weekend [ cheers ] pga championship just kicked off and i heard that taco bell is opening a hotel and resort. [ cheers and applause there's a lot to go over, so let's just jump in and cover it all at once. [ light laughter ] first off, president trump is in a trade war with china. he's raising tariffs on chinese products while the chinese are raising tariffs on u.s. products the whole thing is heating up big time you know what else is heating up "game of thrones. [ cheers and applause daenerys was losing her mind and know one knows who will end up on the throne, but you know who will end up on the t

your hosty jimmfallon [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much for being here i love you [ cheers and applause i love you welcome to "the tonight show." give it up for the roots right there, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you for being here, everybody. thank yofor being here you guys, i'm very excited about this brie larson is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause she's here to try to fally get the word out about this movie calledavengers: endgame. [ laughter ] i don't know if you guys heard it's coming out. [ cheers and applause try to get the word out little bit that's right captain marvel herself, brie larson is here. wyatt cenac is here. [ cheers and applause and we have music from wu-tang clanus [ cheers and applae yep, brie thought there were a a lot of avengers until she got here and met the 50 members of wu-tang clan [ laughter ] [ applause ] but the new "avengers" opensow tomo and it's going to be huge. some theaters are staying open 24 hours a day through sunday. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause by then, the kid who works the butter pump is

, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- 6-time super bowl champion tom brady. from "game of thrones" david benioff & d.b. weiss. plus this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ]ted be--. excited, [ cheers and applause ] well, you picked a very nice -- you picked a great night to be here, you picked a great night to watch. we have got a fun show planned for you tonight. tonight the greatest quarterback of all of them, from the new england patriots. [ cheers and applause ] tom brady is here. and the excitement, the excitement around this office, you know, we have a lot of tough guys from boston working here. dicky, our announcer, for instance, is one of them. ever since we announced tom brady was coming, you know how excited your kid gets when the pinata finally breaks open? that's what it's been like here at our office today. it's been crazy, right, guillermo? >> gu

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your host jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you very much! please. welcome to "the tonit show"! please, have a seat. thank you very much! give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen, right there! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. we have a great one for you tonight. guys, we are just four days away from cinco de mayo! [ cheers and applause ] but today william barr was like, i'm going to need a a margarita pronto.[ laughter and applause ] lle big news out of washington is that robert mue isn't happy with attorney general william barr. he didn't like the way barr summarized his reporto the public. chk it out. >> special counsel robert mueller complaining directly to the attorney general that the ag's summary of is report failed to capture its "context, nature and nc subs" >> jimmy: yeah, well now people are accusing of barr of covering up for trump. yeah, when trump heard he immediately asked him to resign as attornegeneral and be his new v

[ cheers and applause ♪ good night news good night new good night ♪ >> jimmy: let's see if we can put this news to bed [ light laughter ] ♪ good night, 23 democrats now in the race like so and so, that other guy and, of course, what his face [ laughter and applause good night indy 500. ve never been so impressed, with someone whose job is to keep turning left. [ laughter and appuse good night senior prom, stick your head out the window now put it back in and throw up in the limo. [ laughter and applaus good night "game of thrones," we have a new king he goes by the name of sir poland spring. [ laughter a applause good night, billionaire paying udoff an entire class's stent debt or as last year's class put it, "oh, man, what the f." [ laughter and applause good night bachelorette, the fun televised game wish i knew who to root for, but they all look the same [ laughter and applause d and finally, googht "aladdin." you're granted three wishes, and now that you're rich, it's a whole new world bitches. [ cheers and applause good night news. [ cheers and applae ♪ good night news good n

for all of us, thanks for being here. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, the cast of "spider-man: far from home" featuring tom holland jake gyllenhaal zendaya cobie smulders and jacob batalon. plus music from vampire weekend. and now, here we go, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm just glad. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: we're in a kinder -- we have a lot of good stuff going on. the cast of spiderman "far from home" is back stage. [cheers and applause] there's one movie i'm excited about this summer -- well, it's detective pikachu, but i'm also excited about spiderman far from home. this is about peter parker and his friends going on a trip to europe. there are so many super hero movies shooting their vacations. and dr. strange goes on a yoga retreat to tulum. do you feel your spidey senses tingling? go to the doctor. if it's not, come back. today the white house welcomed the world series boston red sox. th

joining us. on jimmy kimmel live house speaker nancy pelosi. >> we'll see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- zach galifianakis. speaker of the house nancy pelosi. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from alessia cara. and now, in all honesty, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. hello, hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching at home. thanks to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time for our nba game night special. the nba finals are under way. the golden state warriors are in it again taking on the toronto raptors. this is -- [ cheers and applause ] this is big for the players on both of those teams because you though, if they don't do well on their nba finals they won't be able to get into a good college. [ laughter ] the president has not weighed in on this match-up yet, but i can't think of any two places he'd be rooting for less than canada and the bay area. it's like choosing between a canker sore and chlamydia for him.

jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. [ plause ] i feel the love. i feel the love. [ cheers and applause ] have a seat, please. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] love you guys. guys, big news today. we finally found out the name of the royal baby. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. meghan markle and prince harry have decided to name him archie harrison mountbatten-windsor. [ light laughter ] even benedict cumberbatch is like, "wow, that's a mouthful." [ laughter ] a lot of words. but it's true, the new baby's name is archie. apparently the royals love the show "riverdale" so it was either archie or jughead. [ laughter ] i think they made a good choice. [ applause ] today meghan and harry introduced the baby to the press. here he is. [ audience aws ] archie harrison mountbatten-windsor. people did not see that one coming. [ laughter ] right now, guys who bet on the name are calling their wives like, "honey, the money i lost in the derby? yeah, i didn't w

host jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." please, welcome. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] guys, i'm very excited about this. from the movie "long shot", charlize theron is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause ] the film's already made history. it's the first movie in 10 years without any avengers. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, so congratulations charlize. let's get to some news here. today, a new cnn poll came out that shows joe biden is way ahead in the polls and leading bernie sanders by 24 points. you can tell bernie's getting desperate. today, announced his new running mate is arya stark. [ laughter and applause ] but it's true, joe biden's in first place by 24%. biden's pretty proud. today, he gave himself a pat, a a squeeze and a rub on the back. [ laughter and applause ] i read that a few candidates like john hickenlooperer are actually polling at zero percent. zero percent, that's crazy.

host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh my goodness [ cheers and applause oh, i feel the love. welcome. thank you, please have a seat. welcome everybody. tlcome, welcome, welcome, "the tonight show," you're here, you made it. a [ chee applause that's great give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here, what a show we have tonight guys, it's supposed to be spring, but toy it actually snowed in some parts of the tr couny. yeah, people were like, where's daenerys and her dragon when you need them? [ laughter and applause let's get some news. the president's trade war isn't letting up, and after he decided to tax things we get from china, they decided to tax things they get from us.er [ laught experts are calling it tit for tat, then trump was like, "let's trade all of our tat for tit. and you go - [ laughter ] what but this is very interesting right now, trump isn't referring to the situation as a tradwar, listen to what he's calling it instead. >> we're having a little squabble with china. [ laughter ] >> jimm

[ cheers and applause ♪ steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmyevthank you very much ybody. welcome! thank you. thank you very much! please, have a seat everybody. have a seat. give it up for the roots ladieht and gentlemen, rig there, the roots. well, you guys, we have a big gu t tonight. kevin hart is here [ cheers and applause kevin hart, so technically he's not really a b guest, but still -- >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: we have a great -- we have a great show kevin stars in "the secret life of pets 2. it's about finding the courage to face your biggest fears of course, for kevin that's we going on without releasing a new movie. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. the race for 2020 is heating up, and i saw that cnn is airing four more town halls oc with demts michael bennett, seth moulton, tim ryan, and eric swalwell. when they heard that, ever who cancelled hbo after "game of thrones" was like, i'm sorry hbo. take me back wait i can't watch that [ applause ] well, the president is also on the campaign trail

applause ♪ >> steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hi welcome. thank you very much. looking good looking good out there hello, everyone, my name is jimmy fallon but you may also call me, king jimmy of house fallon, lord of "late night" and protector of "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here give it up for the roots, everybody, right there [ cheers and applause wow. you guys feeling good? it was almost 90 degrees in new york today it was so hot, people asked "game of thrones" if they had any more water bottles from last night [ laughter ] everybody's talking about this one moment from the "games of thrones" finale. just a few weeks after they accidentally left a starbucks cup in the scene, fans spotted a water bottle this is real this is real here's the scene, right there. can we zoom in see it yeah [ laughter and applause first, the coffee cup, now water. at this point, the iron throne should just have cup holders [ laughter ] you just put them right there, you don't have to worry about it

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your host jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ]ve no, i lo you. i love all of you. nice to see you. we love you, we love you, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers andpplause ] give it up for the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. relax, hanout, welcome. guys, it is teacher appreciation day. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and our entire audience is filled witnew york city schoolteachers right now. [ cheers and applause ] look at that. but, before we get sed, if i see any of you playing fortnite, i'm taking your phone. [ laughter and applaus] don't you dare. yeah, for teachers there are only three things better than teacher appreciation day, and they are june, july and august. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i knew that would work. >> steve: that's a loaded one. >> jimmy: i knew that would work. but we have a great show for you tonight. amy poehler is

, jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheersnd applause >> jimmy: hello, everybody, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause we lcome. welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show welcome, everybody give it up for the roots right there, ladies and ge [ cheers and applause you guys, i'm very excited about this, from "this is us" milo ventimiglia is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause and 2020 presidential candidate, pete buttigieg is here as well [ cheers and applause right now they're both backstage trying to pronounce each other's names >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] well, everyone's talking about last night's all new episode of "game of thrones." no spoilers. i didn't see it yet. so i'm not reagiy -- i'm not gonna any spoilers here but i will say, i heard they killed off the starbucks cup >> steve: really >> jimmy: yes! [ laughter ] s i'm jurting to like that but get this i heard that green bay packers quarterback, aaron rodgers actually appeared as an extra in last night's episode. [ cheers ] here's the scene, see if you can spot him this is real ♪ [ lau

to xfinity mobile. >> jimmy: alessia cara is on the way. our next guest is the highest-ranking woman ever elected in the united states. she is a warrior from the golden state. please welcome the speaker of the house nancy pelosi. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how are you? thank you for coming. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: how are things growoi in washington? anything interesting happening? >> i'm really happy to be here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you feel a sense of relief when you come back home to california? >> well, it's always -- this is heaven on earth. you know, we're very proud in california. >> jimmy: it's the best state. it is. >> it's fabulous. and tonight the golden state warriors are -- >> jimmy: yeah, right. you're from that area. that's your district. do you watch the games? >> always. >> jimmy: you do. >> i watch all the games because i want to size up what's coming next from the other teams. >> jimmy: who's your favorite player on the warriors? >> oh, you donayou don't think say that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? okay. >> they're all wo

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your st jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.ov i feel the l i feel the love. thank you. i feel the love.we ome to "the tonight show." give it up for the roots right there, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that was great. welcome, everybody. guys, we're just a few days away from mother's day. and i saw that if -- yeah, sure. i saw that if, on sunday, if you bring your mom to hooters, she can eat for free. [ laughter ] here's how that breaks down. it's one day of free food then 364 days of apologizing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you took me to hooters? we got some news here. the senate intelligence committee has subpoenaed donald trump jr. to testify about the russia investigation. when don jr. asked his dad, "what'a subpoena?" the president was like, "she's a teenage witch." [ laauhter ] [ appl ] what's actually historic, it's the first time a president's kid has ever been subpoenaed. 's also the first time don jr. has been ever been picked for something before ivanka. [ la

>> that's our report. thanks for joining us. >> good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- taron egerton, senator amy klobuchar, and music from the specials. and now, suddenly, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the most of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. sit, please. i appreciate that. we are back to work after we had an extra day off of work for memorial day. this is a big travel weekend, and you can really see why when you travel. there's no better way to kick off summer than by listening to your kids fighting over an ipad in the back seat in a car that smells like gogurt. the president is back from japan. a few years back when he was not president, he tweeted, does president obama ever discuss the sneak attack on pearl harbor while he's in japan? thousands of american lives lost. needless to say, trump opted not to bring it up either while he was there. instead, he went to see obese men fight in diapers. the president and first lady went to a sumo wrestling event at the invitation of the ja

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- from "game of thrones," emilia clarke, dennis quaid, snoop dogg and music from p!nk, and now, most of all, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. very kind. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. [cheers and applause] i'm glad i didn't have to subpoena anyone to get you here. it's very nice. i welcome you. i will, i'm going to bring you up to date on what a day it was in washington, yet another long day of testimony in the united states senate as president trump's attorney general, william barr appeared before the judiciary committee to explain the way he handled the mueller report. it's rare you get to see a fat man tap dance for five hours straight, but we did. bill barr, as you know, put a very positive spin on the mueller report before anyone ever saw it, as a matter of fact still no one outside of the attorney general's office and probably the white house has seen the full report. and yet there everyone was asking him questions about it

it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- will smith. from "brightburn," elizabeth banks. plus music from jakob dylan & jade castrinos. and now, right away, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. my wish has been granted. we have a terrific show for you tonight, from the new live action verse of "aladdin", will smith is here. we rubbed the lamp, and he came out. it's very faithful to the original animated movie. a couple differences. they added a song. and in this version, aladdin and jasmine take a magic uber ride. hey, speaking of magic rides, the golden state warriors last night completed the sweep of the trail blazers. this will be their fifth year in a row in the nba finals. i guess their strategy of signing all the best players to be on one team is working pretty well. and while that warriors run is impressive, it's far from the record. the celtics of boston went ten straight times from 1957 to 1966. but that was when there were no other teams in the nba, it was just them. the warriors are going for a three-peat this year, which

. >> steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. hello. thank you very much. oh [ cheers and applause i feel the love. i feel the love. i'll give it right back to you welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody please, have a seat. give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause you guys, i'm so excited about this howard stern is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause ♪ oh, my goodness. the guy is a legend. he's known for saying obviously outrageous, shocking and sometimes even offensive things [ cheers ]f reme he shouldn't be writing a book. he should be running for president. [ laughter and applause that's right he's got a new book out and it's already a best-seller you can tell the book's huge 'cause for the first time in years someone actually walked into a barnes & noble. that's what i heard. [ laughter and applause pretty cool, this is the first book howard has written in 24 years one book in 24 years when he heard that, george r.r. martin was like, "wow

>>> we appreciate your time. i'm >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jason sudeikis. ben platt. and now, finally, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm the host. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. i tell you, i'm glad to be back. i was not here last night. last night i co-hosted with great norman lear. i don't normally have fun, you know that about me, right, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: guillermo has all the fun for me. but it was fun. everyone was nervous. the show was live. even though an oscar winner is scary, if you haven't seen it, we will have an encore performance, which means rerun here on saturday night. so the cast, aside from those i mentioned includes wanda sikes, kerry washington, jack k. harry. shawn hayes. will ferrell. we had two surprises, jennifer hudson singing the theme from "the jeffersons." and the great marla gibbs reprising her role as florence, the she rides a motorcycle to rehearsele. jamie foxx was in this george jefferson bald cap thing. it was hot during rehearsal. he was sweat

♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. hello, everybody thank you. [ cheers and applause thank you ve much, please. thank you very much. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause the roots, right there there you go you guys, it is a very special nighhere tonight the entire audience is filled with people who couldn't get tickets to "the avengers." laughter and applause yeah, isn't that great that's right "avengers: endgame" is finally here, and i heard that the movie longually three hours [ cheers ] yeah after three hours even the biggest avengers fans are like, "dear god, please don't let there be scenes after the credits. oh, my gosh. [ laughter and applause and there is, there isow i kn there is. of course, a lot of people are worried about spoilers but to be honest, i'm more worried about sitting next to that guy who watches every trailer and goes, "i'm going to sethat [ laughter ] uh, i ain't going to see that one. oh, i'll definitely see that." you might not be at "the avengers" tonigh

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- diane keaton. from "salt fat acid heat," chef samin nosrat. and music from yg featuring tyga & jon z. and now, stay there, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi, everyone. >> jimmy: hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us on a monday evening. i appreciate that. i know a lot of our audience are visitors and whatnot. but how many of you watched "game of thrones" last night? [ cheers and applause ] i had to be careful because i was only able to see part of it. my wife and i had to stop halfway because our son woke up and started screaming like a white walker full of dragon glass. i was like, you got to go to sleep, the show's on. he's like, elmo, cookie, elmo, cookie? i don't know if anyone else feels this way, i hate the scenes of "game of thrones" where they're eating and drinking because it drives me nuts to hear the actors slurping the wine, slurping from those goblets. it makes the hair on my back stand up. no manners at all during th

i'm dan ashley. >> dan won't be there. >> even >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- josh brolin, from marvel's "cloak and dagger," olivia holt, and music from g-eazy featuring blueface & allblack. and now, back again, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. thank you. very nice. hi everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. so kind. we are back -- that's very nice. i appreciate it. relax, please. we are back from vacation. we were on vacation last week. we took a week off to work on our bodies and this is the result. i had quite a night last night. first -- so last night i went to see "game of thrones" at the movie theater across the street. they had a screening at the chinese theater. then i left the theater then went back into the theater to see "avengers: end game," both in the same theater. it was such a nerd night, i almost beat myself up. i gave myself a wedgie and a swirly. they were both great. avengers made more than $1 billion this weekend. $1.2 billion. [ cheers and applause ] it's fu

! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, oh, my goodness! oh! oh, my goodness! come on! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you, thank you, thank you for walking out for me. you are -- [ cheers and applause ] you are a legend. you are an inspiration.an i am honored to be standing next to you. i really am. [ cheers and applause ] >> as you should be. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is there anything you would ke to say to me? >> no, i'm good. [ laughter ] t jimmy: i'm just a huge fan. and it's not jusur music, but you're a style icon. [ cheers and applause ] you have a new broadway musical. you're on broadway! you're on tour. you're a movie star. you won an oar. are you kidding me? [ cheers and applause ] don't even get me started. don't get me started on "moonstruck." don't get me started on "moonstruck." i love it. i love the scene with w nicolas cagere he can't stop talking -- [ slapping noises ]of >> snap out t! >> jimmy: oh, my -- [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] wow! woo! we have a big show tonight. chers here! [ cheers and applause ] â™

[ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause i appreciate it. great, that was great. welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. you made it, you made it, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause please give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ chrs and applause you guys, i'm so excited about this s willmith is our guest tonight! [ cheers andpplause yes! will smith is our guest tonight. so between him and the new royal baby, that makes two fresh princes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: good night, everybody. goodnight. ♪ jokes don't get better than that one [ laughter ] topical, i know. [ light laughter ] i want to say congrats to meghan markle and prince harry today they welcomed a baby boy [ cheers and applause it was very nice the minute he was born, he looked at his parents and said,t "hey, 's ed sheeran and the lady from "suits." [ laughter andpplause but the baby's doing gre

, jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. wow! thank you very much, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody guys, it is the weekend and this sunday is the indianapolis 500. so between memorial day travel and the indy 500, it's a great time for people who love being stuck in the car [ laughter and applause that's right, it's memorial day weekend. and i read that veterans and service members can get discounts at outback steak house. [ light laughter ] cause nothing says thank you for putting your life on the line like 10% off a bloomin' onion. [ laughter and applause this isn't good. the department of agriculture just recalled over 60,000 pounds of raw beef, due to concerns about e-coli anyway, enjoy those memorial day bbq's, everybody [ laughter and applause have a great one let's get to some news here. today, president trump left for a state visit to japan, then next week,

applause ] ♪ >> steve: welcome to "the ni tot show!" and here's your host jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you very much. please! [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love! i feel the love! [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. please, welcome.th welcome totonight show." please give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen, right there. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it feels like there's so i much g on right now. everyone's talking about the barr testimony, and the royal he baby could be any second. also the kentucky derby is this weekend, so is cinco de yo. [ cheers and applause ] l it's aot to go over. so let's just jump in and cover it all at once. first up, the barr testimony. attorney general william barr admitted yesterday that he didn't review all the evidence before summarizing the mueller report. some people are even saying his summary was a cover-up. in fact, democrats are betting it. you know what else people are betting on? the kentucky derby. [ laughter ] the two most exciting minutes of sports. and while some people like placi

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," tonight, trevor noah, from "booksmart," billie lourd, and music from ciara. and now, stop right there, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. i will say this, i'm glad you're in. the borders around this show are always open. how many in the audience are visitors from other countries tonight? all right. now does president trump know about this? does he know you're here? president trump unveiled his new immigration plan, a plan masterminded by jared kushner. it's interesting. he says the plan would focus on merit-based immigration. permit highly skilled workers to enter the united states where they would be then given their choice at caddieing at any of his golf clubs for just under minimum wage. he wants to replace green cards with what he calls build america visa, otherwise known as mexico express. the way this visa would work is there would be a points system. you get points if you're a young worker, have a valuable skill, job offer or advanced

, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, zac efron. from "the shine", lena music from pentatonix, and now, believe it or not, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you very much. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice. please, we have, we have a lot to get to. but nothing more important than what could be the most world-shaking discovery of the century, maybe even the last two centuries. a tweet from the himalayas, where i guess they have wi-fi indicates that a legendary creature, spoken of for hundreds of years may have been found. members of the indian army believe they have evidence that proves that the previously-thought mythical abominable snowman also known at yeti is alive and well. he has a really great cooler by the way. many believe he's related to sa sasquatch. a snowy version of big foot. a team has sighted footprints close to base camp. this elusive snowman has only been sighted at the national park in the past. right and not even that, probably. but this is a photo, a not-so-great p

hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- live cast of "all in the family" and "the jeffersons," celeste barber, bladesports champion dan keffeler, and music from slipknot. and now, stay there -- jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. thanks for the memories. that's very nice. and i needed that today, i tell you something. i'm glad we're together here on what was a bittersweet day as we mourn the passing and celebrate the life of a beloved entertainer. you probably heard this news today, but we learned today we lost an edinternational icon, t cherished internet sensation known as grumpy cat, dead at 7 years old. her real name was tartar sauce, which might explain why she was grumpy all the time. but the truth is, almost all cats are grumpy. she was the first cat with the courage to be honest about that, and to own her grumpiness. good-bye, grumpy cat, you will be missed. do you think tim conway and doris day are happy that three got they got an a little less coverage than grumpy cat? today

"the tonight show!" and here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. looking good look at that, right there. oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause welcome. [ crowd chanting jimmy ] oh, thank you very much. oh my gosh welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." please, this is our show for you. sit down and enjoy yourself, please [ laughter ] you've done enough work for us welcome to "the tonight show." give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen, right there. [ cheers and applause look at this wow! i'm so excited about this. guys, is fleet week here [ cheers and applause that's right, almost 3,000 members of the army, navy, air force, marines and coast guard are here in new york, and almost three of them will remember it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it is great. tonight, our entire audience is filled with servicemen and women. so, everyone have fun, but go easy, because when you're hungover, the last place you want to be is on a boat. [ laughter and applause trust me, trust me i'm thrilled you guys are here tonight. we have members of