pee-wee herman. bruno tonioli. >> don't have any hair at all. >> jimmy: who says this country doesn't have a can-do spirit anymore? >> dicky: and music from megadeath. >> what did you do to me? >> i >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with "dance central 2," exclusively on kinect for xbox 360 with more high caliber, full-body dance routines, multi-player functionality, and over 40 chart-topping hits. and it's got a new dance battle mode. which is perfect timing because my friends guillermo and yehya are right now in the midst of a bitter feud. i won't get into specifics, but suffice to say, it was over a doughnut. but they're going to settle this right now non-violently with a dance-off. are you ready? >> i'm ready to bust a move. >> i'm ready to bust a move, too. >> jimmy: okay, very -- bust a movie? this is -- you'll be dancing to an usher song called "dj got us falling in love." ready? >> ready. >> jimmy: dance! ♪ ♪ thank god the week is done ♪ i feel like a zombie gone back to life ♪ ♪ back

and these things aren't just a couple of guys peeing at the urinal. they are writing quotes from famous prague residents. >> nick, how many times when you were a little kid or now did you write your name in the snow with your pee when you're outside? >> any chance i get. >> what the hell are they doing? i mean, honestly? art tells a story. art evokes emotions. this is a man peeg in a puddle. >> theseopular. ls ofot peoe e visiting the area outside of the museum to check them out. and now there is a little phone number that's on a little placard. you can text message something to this number and these guys will pee the message. >> you have no idea if it's writing the correct word. >> it's not on paper, it's not on sand, it's not on snow, it's in a puddle of water. >> ladies, you're both way too excited about this. >> you know, you kind of use your imagination. it's interpretation. >> right. >> you can't tell me that's not pretty awesome. >> i can tell you it's not pretty awesome. >> you know,ky probably you text something and say hey, you know what, it

and these things aren't just a couple of guys peeing at the urinal. they are writing quotes from famous prague residents. >> nick, how many times when you were a little kid or now did you write your name in the snow with your pee when you're outside? >> any chance i get. >> what the hell are they doing? i mean, honestly? art tells a story. art evokes emotions. this is a man peeg in a puddle. >> theseopular. lots of people are visiting the area outside of the museum to check them out. and now there is a little phone number that's on a little placard. you can text message something to this number and these guys will pee the message. >> you have no idea if it's writing the correct word. >> it's not on paper, it's not on sand, it's not on snow, it's in a puddle of water. >> ladies, you're both way too excited about this. >> you know, you kind of use your imagination. it's interpretation. >> right. >> you can't tell me that's not pretty awesome. >> i can tell you it's not pretty awesome. >> you know,ky probably you text something and say hey, you know what

n't orcha e ortaryboha t put c e sqre p pee. i ot oha eeround t utle. u wi sqlosepe i shep d: ind i am icha. wise cksos so or epdaug ier i dot feamhain tt issosorhat ug th i oug tdo dofef aan t kieds at thugath. o i n'tthemibut

there is no negligence regarding this restaurant, regarding drunken patrons and peeing or whatever you want to call it on that street. there are a lot of college students and homeless people around the neighborhood. you cannot combine the community over the restaurant's saying it is the restaurant's fault for what is going on on the streets. safety and health-wise, it is a very safe environment. i was there on august 26. if the issue is going to continue, i saw what happened. it had nothing to do with the restaurant. >> i am charles. my wife and i, we are some of the neighbors that do not live in the area. we go there to eat. the food is absolutely outstanding. i recommend it to all of you. it is a neighborhood type of restaurant. i have never seen any -- we go there quite frequently, at least twice a month. i have never seen any of the activity described by the individuals that are complaining about this restaurant. it is a fine facility. it is a wonderful american example of a couple coming and building an american dream. i am very proud of them for doing best. the food is outstandin

.--- handstand peeing dog... 3 thank you pauly... peeing dog... thank you pauly... you can catch pauly at magooby's joke house tonight ... friday and saturday. your chance to see happy feet two before the rest of baltimore .. next. nnxt. you're watching fox 45 good day baltimore. 3áásingingáá áássngingáá you and your kids can take another trip to thh south pole... to rock out with the penguins. happy feet two opens in theaters next friday. warner brothers sent us passes to the dvanced &pscreening of "happy feet 2".. in 3-d... this saturday morning. morniig. you can win a family four pack now if you're the 4th or 5th caller att410-488-4545. áá7 day forecastáá 3 ((break 8)) 3

if you are in a restaurant and you have to use a restroom, are you going to go out front and pee or use the restroom? if you have to throw up, where you go outside or will you use the restroom? it is a sham. they are shamming you. he is causing more harm by going on and talking about this -- do not let a few disgruntled neighbors cause unnecessary hardship and pain to the owners and patrons and the city of san francisco. i will say this, those people generate revenue for the people of san francisco. the neighbor is not. he wants to put them out of business. they operate on a shoestring budget and this might break them. >> are there any additional speakers in support of the project sponsored? >> good afternoon, commissioners. my name is jack. i am a friend of the owners. i know them to be very hard- working, well-respected, and contributing members of the community. i also have a small business. i frequently eat out. bistro gambrinus is one of the restaurants i like to go to. i go with a friend of mine that is 88 years old. it is operating as a full- service restaurant. i also a frequent

>> i got to pee. >> sir, step off the lawn mower. sir, step off the lawn mower. >> hang on. >> i'm about to spray you. >> step off the lawn mower. >> just give me a second. >> sir, you better step off that lawn mower. you're about to get sprayed. i'm serious. >> i got to go. ahhh! >> all sorts of absurd action is caught on camera these days. and this dash cam video certainly looks convincing, but is it real? >> you're not to ride a lawn mower on a highway. what are you doing? >> this is steve, the lawn mower guy. >> to me it's bringing to comedy identify been doing for years on stage. >> i grew up with a buddy named steve who was just loud and raising hell all the time. won't it be fun to hear him every once in a while. all right, here's what you're going do. >> in 2006, mark is doing stand-up. but wants to reach a larger audience. that's where steve comes in. >> it was a way to get attention just in general. but it was also, you know, intended kind of as a commercial. to have him say, that was really funny. who is this guy? i want t

have had a card reader phich just took the was at a gas station...joyce reportee the transactions to pee credit union....and she wasn't responsible....still, &p(sot joyce)4 18 58 it's just scary that without you missing your ard that people coold have your information. (sot angie)3 53 46it can truly wreck your life.the better the lookout for the latest tricks by identity theives. (sot aagge)4 09 38consumers are goinn on looking for loans. with bad credit.(sot angie)4 -3 16 35everything about it looks so convincing.which is why some people might ot hesitate, to hand over their social security number.(sot angie)4 12 04we've had real victims. just within a mmtter complaints.ffom people who not only compromised their identity, but also are out hundreds of dollars.(sot angie) 4 12 18under the guise of a fee or collateral for he loan. so people are wiring money and right now all these complaints wiring money to spain.(gilbert standup)here's a scary thoughtt more than half of the time.... identity theft is committed... by someone you information .... and be careful who you let in your home. (so

if you are in a restaurant and you have to use a restroom, are you going to go out front and pee or use the restroom? if you have to throw up, where you go outside or will you use the restroom? it is a sham. they are shamming you. he is causing more harm by going on and talking about this -- do not let a few disgruntled neighbors cause unnecessary hardship and pain to the owners and patrons and the city of san francisco. i will say

says she didn't pee him for three days straiggt.that's when alyse andd her mother--n-lawwddcided to post an ad on craigslist... putting her husband up for salee it wws all to get is attention. ..they didn't expect much .... but emails started pouriig in. "i've had a couple personal &pads for men saying, oh i'm houseeroke, i'm trained, 'll trade him places.""some lady thhught ii was serious and tried to give us marital counse" put the ad out there... she e d says she's happy to have her husband home. 3 nothing says holiday... like s this!what to expect t this year's.... symphony of lights. --adblib weather tz-- it's a long-standing community tradition and a "must-see" during the holiday season.the 18th annual symphony of lights in howard county. families can drrve through the merriweather poss pavvlion in colummia to see the dazzling display of more than 70 light creations. first.... with all proceedd benefitting howard county &pgenerrl hospiial. ffedback, its just a fun way to start the hooiday season and your family." your friends - family." foo45 is a prrud sponsor of the symphony of l

hay 100 carreteras cerradas por completo son las pees cortes de la historia segÚn el goberdor, pero tambiÉn estÁn afececdos otros estados. >> sin agua caliente. nadie se pudo baÑar. >> el horror para muchos padres de famil, estaba en el piso que y salÍan sus hij. >> hay cables eÉctricos. >> la nave hecho por la borda los planes de muchos que anban celebrar hollywood. las vÍctimas mortales de a vadaserÍan 21, incluidas las de canadÁ. las tormentas continÚan, pero ya no de manera tan fuertela mayorÍa de estas muertes se atribuyen a accidees de trÁnsito. >>ientras unos se divierten, otros tienen que soportar esto. >> el estado del sol, fuertes lluvias han empaÑado las celebraciones de halloweenn gunas zonas de miami. algunas zonas se encuentran inundadas. >>na mer e asesinada a puÑaladas. el wal-mart. las autoridades arrestaron a un inmigrante indocumentado de origen hondureÑo como sospecso. tamÉn fuer para los dos indocentados mexinos que lo acompaÑaban, pero no estuvion involucrados en el crimen. se ignoran las causas de esta agresiÓn. >> tres trabajadores pasaron un gran sus

and that was one when i couldn't pee. i tried three times and i just couldn't. i had peed before i went over there. >> it's probably because i was pretty much appointed. i'm educated. i know what's going on. >> showing i represent you. anything like that. >> 24 hours prior and then maybe -- >> 24 hours after? >> after. >> since you did that and then you're clean on that one and then we can probably get -- like 30 days or 30 to 90 days you'll be sanctioned. >> that's cool. >> i enjoy what i'm doing. i enjoy helping people. it keeps my day busy. >> but peaches isn't the only game in town. davon lymon heads to level five to represent his friend felix lewis in his hearing about a tattoo charge. >> we have a hearing today. an inmate had a misconduct report for a -- for tattooing. he had a fresh tattooing. this is a regularly scheduled hearing. state of new mexico. 5-6-08 on case number -- my name is michelle boyer. i'm the hearing officer. >> my name is felix lewis. 56056. >> do you wish to be assisted by a staff member or another inmate? >> yes, davon lymon. >> do y

and just south of annapolis as where we've got this pee gee county and south anne arundel county this morning. warm air in the 50s, 60s and 70 in montgomery. that will feed in some storms in the deep south. boundary drops back to 39 and chicago 29. there's cold air behind this system. and that will spill back in and a developing wave of low pressure. the south end of this boundary is what caused this front to stall that is why we keep the temperatures a little milder today. lower 60s is the best that we'll do. we may get a little break with the return of some moisture and maybe a slow ride on the way home with the rain at 6:00 p.m. through the evening hours off to the east and the eastern shore by daybreak. we have some showers and counts around and cold air spills in there. 63 today and rain heavy at time and falling temperatures to 45 overnight. and tomorrow, a warp there. this is in through 49 degrees with some scattered showers early and 49 and breezy and dry friday. and we'll warm up over the weekend to 62. how about the traffic? >>> we're doing pretty well. we're still accident

if you are in a restaurant and you have to use a restroom, are you going to go out front and pee or use the restroom? if you have to throw up, where you go outside or will you use the restroom? it is

a little break in anne arundel county and south of annapolis where we got moderate rain and pee gee county and easton, moderate rainfall right now and more where that came from. we'll be watching the radar that extend all the way back into the deep south. there's indiana. still heavy storm as along the ohio river and we'll watch the rain mixed with fog this morning. most of us get just mist. but it's damp enough that we need the wiper blades. cooler temperatures this afternoon. >>> we have police activity north carollton and west lafayette. so try avoid that intersection if you can. doing okay so far on the beltway. taking a look at the southwest side. this is frederick road. starting to get most of our volume on the outer loop. that is the traffic moving way from the camera. still have the misty weather out there. and 95 coming out of white marsh. west steady flow southbound starting to get the volume there with the oncoming traffic to the left of your screen. you want to follow any of our accidents, follow us on twitter. >>> the three celebrities still standing and locking ahead to the f

and that was one when i couldn't pee. i tried three times and i just couldn't. i had peed before i went over there. >> it's probably because i was pretty much appointed. i'm educated. i know what's going on. >> showing i represent you. anything like that. >> 24 hours prior and then maybe -- >> 24 hours after? >> after. >> since you did that and then you're clean on that one and then we can probably get -- like 30 days or 30 to 90 days you'll be sanctioned. >> that's cool. >> i enjoy what i'm doing. i enjoy helping people. it keeps my day busy. >> but peaches isn't the only game in town. davon lymon heads to level five to represent his friend felix lewis in his hearing about a tattoo charge. >> we have a hearing today. an inmate had a misconduct report for a -- for tattooing. he had a fresh tattooing. this is a regularly scheduled hearing. state of new mexico. 5-6-08 on case number -- my name is michelle boyer. i'm the hearing officer. >> my name is felix lewis. 56056. >> do you wish to be assisted by a staff member or another inmate? >> yes, davon lymon. >> do y

but you can't pee through it. >> three biological women make the transition into manhood. >> he's going to be the man i love. no matter what's between his legs. >> all going to the same hospital, and the same doctor, on the same day. >> i've been planning this surgery for actually, years. >> converging on a dusty frontier town, considered the sex change capital. they've come to make their bodies match their minds. >> all right. thank you. >> my name's eric. i'm 38 years old. i live in a small town in wyoming. i like it here. i think it's a great place to live. >> eric looks like your average guy next door. he has two daughters. he does odd jobs. >> coming in through here? >> that shed over there. >> that one right there? >> and he works part-time at a local gift shop in town, which helps him pay for the bachelor's degree he's pursuing at the university of montana. >> it's half off that marked price. >> upon closer inspection, though, eric is anything but your average guy next door. in fact, up until seven years ago, eric wasn't a guy at all. >> this is me when i'm 5 years old. i'm defin

felicia says, "wwy do some dogs pee when thhy get " excited?"gollie says, "what can i do to help y dogg she is losing hhr hearing." danielle asks, "is the nly way to top a cat from ssraying is to get him nuetered?" the presenns have been picked... 3 and one of those giffs is worth over 1-hhndred dollars. we'll unwrap them next to see what gifts wo of our loyal viewersswill be walking away wi. with. you're watching ffo 45 good day baltimore. ((breek 7)) [ male announcer ] are you paying more and more for cable and enjoying it less and less? stop paying for second best. upgrade to verizon fios and get tv, internet and phone for our best price online -- just $79.99 a month for two years with a 2 year agreement. it's an amazing holiday deal. but don't wait. it's only available for a limited time. so go to verizon.com/superoffer to sign up. act now and we'll add a special bonus -- $300 back. fios delivers the best picture quality, plus america's fastest, most consistent most reliable internet. spend the holidays saving money. switch to fios and get o

. >> she's hanging all over him and i didn't get to pee. >> let's go, then. we fought our way out the door. i cast the last look with senora it was just as well i hasn't found anything to say. i tried to calm aguilarissa, she schemed in terror. i can't go in there what if kevin is in there with his wife. what if i keep seeing them. >> she leaned on the door of the laundry mat. the asian woman looked at us and resumed folding. your ex's will not be there they are ill literate. >> i bet justin is engaged to that girl. she wiped her eyes with the sleeve of her jacket except for the cancer part. >> i'm never getting married. she sank to the ground her back pressed against the glass. who says that's the meaning of life. it was a beautiful story but if you think about it it's hoeky. there is nothing hoeky about loving someone with your heart and having them love you the same way. that's how everyone doesn't love me. i didn't know what to say. there was nothing hoeky about a great love. yeary 3, 712 and 23 had been painful. some had been bory put it together and it

you can't have pee king duck because it's not pee king anymore. it's beijing. [scream] >> truth told hue jing talk could rather be back at the comfort inn in his pa jammies with a mcrib sandwich. what do you do? he has got to go do it. he goes over to speaker of the house boehner. used to be in bodeville together under the name you would try and then i see where he brought everybody with him. he brought his top military guy, general sao. some people question his cowardice they say general sal's chicken. i don't think so. he is alternating tangy and spicey and sweet. >> that's why i did the segment is to give you the menu jokes. but i love the panda jammies. we could sell them on the factor. we could sell them on bill o'reilly.com. all right. >> ron paul on miller's radar. and we'll let the d man sound off. also, what does miller have to say about vladimir putin? a hilarious miller coming up. congratulations. congratulations. congralations. today, the city of charlotte can use verizon technology to inspire binesses to conserve energy and monitor costs. making co

. >> stephen: let pee get your frequent interview card. there are you. one more and you get a free foot-long. >> last time i was here you gave me a soda, a sierra mist. >> stephen: i did, yeah. >> a really nasty product. >> stephen: yeah. >> so i thought -- >> stephen: they're a sponsor, sir. i will have you beaten. >> i thought i would bring you something -- >> stephen: what is whatis this? >> a little better. this is some home brew my son and i made. >> stephen: if you don't like it, there is nothing we can do about it. >> this is your beer. >> stephen: that looks good. that looks good. okay, there you go. ( laughter ) >> no, no, no, no. >> stephen: there you go. there you go. don't do that. some bugles. >> oh! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: your beer is salty. ( laughter ) michael, everybody knows you-- please, drink up. >> thank you. >> stephen: that's delicious. >> thank you very much. >> stephen: will which get me ( bleep )? >> if you have enough of them, yeah. >> stephen: really? okay. everybody knows you because you're the awght "in defense

bringiig a dog who has a microchip and a reaaer and microchip--how commmn is it for peopeeto lose their pees? how many of them come hhme? --are collar tags enough to hhlp bring lost pets home? what are some of their disadvantages?--microchipping is the nly permanent pet i-d method that can't be alertered or removed... how does it link the pettback to its owner? --how doee it work?--how is it implanted?--how permanenn is this? does it stay with your pet for life?--are her eany &pdisadvantages?--banfield pet hospital is offeriigg50 percent off a microchip, why is that? that? doctor amy bowman will be back in just a few minutes to answer any quustions you have about your pet.meantime, send them to us on facebook or twitter. we aae making our hollywood debut here at fox45. fox45.(()) (())coming up... watch ussstar in our favorite films... and found out how you can get in action.((:03 it's a hard time right now :06)) :06))kim ardashian goes on t-v to talk about her divorce... her confficting statements about thh ordeal &pcoming up. you're watching ox 45 good day what kind of goldfish sandwich are

. >> inside wander son's warehouse to find a million pounds of clean healthyty lap pee ya. his way is more expensive american fish farmers can't compete. anderson uses this this morning. >> we're continuing to live off what they're doing. >> that's right. >> adam may, wjz eyewitness news. >>> some lawmakers in the seafood industry are calling for increases in fda funding to expand expansion. >>> police had a unique highway chase on their hands. they were going after a bad guy but rather a knotty dog. they say the puppy yorky jumped out of the car window after owner was involved in an accident. it looked more comical as 6- foot 10-inch officer chased that tiny yorky down the highway. he was finally able to corner the pooch and return it to its owners. >>> the state shows up a new type of plow that will help clear the highway. it's called a toe plow. regular plow in front then check out what's on the back. another blaze that can clear out another entire lane. the snow monsters are in western maryland but they will be brought to baltimore if it should happen to have -- >> okay

. >> if they sleep outside and poop and pee just all around and leave it, i heard that was going on at wall street, then that's not cool. especially for us. >> reporter: university police officers kept their distance from the large group thursday evening. however, all of them watched and listened to what the student demonstrators are planning to do next week to protest tuition increases and education cuts. >> take down the uc system on tuesday the 16th. the goal is to invite community members across the city who have been pushed out of the uc system to protest the exclusiveness of our public education. >>> in san francisco, occupy sf is still camping out with more tents going up every day. today, we talked with newly elected mayor, ed lee about his plan to deal with the protestors. >> we want everybody's input before we decide on what we're going to do. part of that input is from the occupiers themselves. and i look forward to meeting with them. there is more tolerance by the debts -- residents and businesses in that neighborhood. >> mayor lee added he will sparingly move the police in

our inland areas over on the pee lins yay. this is what we referred to as a dirty ridge. this is our feature cast. the clouds begin to increase and just swipe across our microclimates. we will refer to it as a partly sunny day, but high pressure is in control. southwest -- the santa clara valley. 65 in nafa. these temperatures are at normal or slightly above normal. spot, the extended forecast. computer models are differing. rain likely on veteran's day and and n and out of that chance for the weekend. dennis, i'm deck with sports next. ,,,,,,,, >>> this is what i wake up and think about and do every day of my life. i have been dancing since i was five years old. i have to inspire them. but yes, looking good is absolutely a part of it. with just one treatment of volumizing filler, i feel beautiful again. it's like giving me back my youth. and because it naturally stimulates your body's own collagen, your skin looks better over time. >> i myself in them. it's an emotional tie i have with my dancers. >> now, i look like i feel inside. >> look and feel younger. visit to get

our inland areas over on the pee lins yay. this is what we referred to as a dirty ridge. this is our feature cast. the clouds begin to increase and just swipe across our microclimates. we will refer to it as a partly sunny day, but high pressure is in control. southwest -- the santa clara valley. 65 in nafa. these temperatures are at normal or slightly above normal. spot, the extended forecast. computer models are differing. rain likely on veteran's day and and n and out of that chance for ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, unclutter, uncar. >>> the winningest coach in the history of division one college football may have coached his last game. penn state's board of trustees promises to hold accountable those responsible for the sexual abuse scandal, joe paterno's long time former assistant coach, jerry sandusky was charged with molesting young boys. not if fans have their say. hundreds rallied tonight outside paterno's home. >> whatever they want to say, i think we aught to say a prayer for them. because tough life when people do certain things to you. >> thrown six interceptions in s

my bike means everything to me. >> poor pee-wee. he's not alone. national bike theft statistics are hard to come by. many people don't bother reporting it when their bike gets swiped. i never reported it. lance armstrong had a bike stolen and who in the world could possibly have better bike security than lance freaking armstrong. we're not talking about a chain and padlock here. nba center sean bradley had his bike stolen too. the bike is custom made. 50% larger than a normal bike, so someone couldn't just ride it away. they both got their bikes back. but i, too, have been a victim of grand theft bicycle. i told the storey to a rapt audience on "live with rege es and kelly" last year. >> not just stolen. but i told it to a doorman on the block where it was stolen. and he said, yeah, i saw it being stolen. it was parked on a -- it was chained very aggressively to a parking pole with a sign saying don't park here. there's things are like eight, ten feet tall. >> they can't slide it off. >> the guy came