so when i say "b," you say hey. ♪ hey hey hey bingo ♪ ♪ i knew a farmer had a dog bingo was his name-o ♪ ♪ hey i-n-g-o hey i-n-g-o hey i-n-g-o bingo was his name-o ♪ ♪ >> thank you! >> jimmy: you guys, jim's "heavy metal comedy" tour starts this summer. "fridays with breuer" airs every friday from 4:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. on raw dog comedy on sirius xm, channel 99. jim breuer! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ open up. we have come for the foul, unholy beast. the one with the red markings. the miracle whip? stand aside that we may burn it. [ indistinct shouting ] have you ever tried it? it's actually quite sweet... and tangy. ♪ i like sweet things. [ man ] shut up, henry. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the most famous chefs in the world. he has 13 restaurants, a ton of best-selling cookbook. and this month, he launches a new collection of cookware available exclusively at jc penney. please welcome chef emeril lagasse! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love you, brother. come on. good to see you, pal. >> good to see you, pal. >> jimmy: it'

other activities are scheduled such as movie and bingo. next door is a 24-hours shelter, which has the same check-in time as a sanctuary -- 2:00 to 5:00. clients are able to stay in their bed if they work during the nighttime or need bed rest, but generally, most people are asked to get out of their bed by 9:00. the sf start team coordinates a number of workshops for clients on such activities as mood management, meditation, creating comfort, the arts, and drama. in addition, a workgroups session is also scheduled on housing. at one point, next door was a six-month shelter, with positive outcomes of housing placement. msc south -- their hours are 4:30 to 8:00 p.m., and they also have the drop-in center, which is 24/7, and they have 70 chairs there. the medical and dental clinic provide evening services for clients several times each month, including a dedicated women's clinic and it but clinic. other evening programs include soccer night, bingo, ice-cream social, and mood management. there are also legal service and substance abuse clinics

bingo. don go. i'm going to see after this maybe i should not go. so, i have to tell you the noodle should be ready. not yet. you are slow. the water was not boiling. i have a short temple when the noodle man is slow - oh, is it ready. that's okay. my temper is not that short. chopsticks. chopsticks usually they provide all the chopsticks and no one is good. who knows if they're clean or not. your chopsticks are not. these are wet. what? you just wash it down. fine. fine. this one have green onion on them. that's okay. that's okay. i can wipe it off. now a bowl is usually bowl in other shops are cracked and cheap as these. how do i drink the soup if it's like this it will hurt my lips. i don't care this is a good design. oh, this smells good. i eat your noodles almost every night and i can tell if they're good or not by they're smell. [slirping] disgusting. that's okay. that's okay. hot water. much more. much more. this is good, i guess. any way noodles are important. some times the noodles are too soft and soggy and they are not good. these are nic

i love bingo. that's right, newt gingrich gave a speech at a senior center, or as the audience members put it, "unplug me." [ laughter ] gingrich spoke to seniors right before the bingo game which was awkward because one of the bingo players turned out to be ron paul. [ laughter ] "hey, what's up buddy? hey, how you doing, buddy?" [ applause ] hey, i want to wish a happy, happy birthday to david letterman who turned 65 years old today! [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to say he's getting old, but today he read the top ten reasons to get off his lawn. [ laughter ] we love dave. we love dave. we've always had the same relationship we've always had. i watch his show, he doesn't watch mine. it's fun. [ light laughter ] and finally, i read that virgin america is launching its own tv channel, not to be confused with that other virgin channel, the syfy network. we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that i

what's the name of your shop, it's called, bingo. i'm going to get good luck for me. i'm going to say that tonight here you go. if it's raining already. you are very quick. i have short temple. when noodle man eat slow i don't even feel like eating. new chopsticks. usually other noodle chop sticks provide old chop sticks. they're no good. who knows if they're clean or not. these are clean. good. oh, this bowl is very pretty. all bowls are pretty. you are very good. usually at noodle shop the bowl is chipped and not as pretty. this bowl is very good. oh, this smells good. i eat the noodles every night. i can't tell if they're good or not but they're smell is. hot. [blowing] [slirping] good food. this is good. i know i eat those noodles almost every night. good food. [pleased noises] good noodles. sometimes they're too soggy and these are nice and firm. your noodles are perfect. good. good. [slirping] look at this fish cake. oh, this belly of fish. usually other shops cult the fish very thin, like a very thin piece of cake. sometimes they use sponge cake instead. that i

a financial, oil, drug, retailer and a gold and that says bingo. #bingo. >>> let's go to jacob in wisconsin. jacob. >> caller: hey, jim, how is it going? >> real good. how about you? >> caller: a booyah to you from wisconsin. >> nice. second one from today, and i'm thrilled. >> the five stocks i've got for you today, wynn resorts, wynn, priceline, pcln, bristol myers, bmy, alcoa, aa and philip morris, pm. am i diversified? >> this is so easy because it is so good. i like lvs. but doing his best with alcoa. and philip morris, my charitable trust wants that one so badly. and bristol myers, a drug company, internet play, tobacco company, casino, aluminum, and i say, hallelujah. well played. >>> how about john in maryland. john. >> caller: jim. >> john. >> caller: hey, jim. >> hey, john. >> caller: thanks for taking my call, man. most important segment to me out there. >> and my friend matt, who i wish the best of health, we talked about how important this is to do every single day. go ahead. >> caller: yes, indeed. booyah, important to me, you're a pa

. >> when night falls, bingo. a fishing cat in the wild, an incredibly rare sight. critics say what we're doing here is putting these kalts in danger. it has to do with what we buy in the frozen section of our supermarket. >> roughly 20 years ago, this was pristine wed land, now it's overrun by the shrimp farms, and they make that noise night and day. shrimp farmers dig these big holes and grow hundreds of thousands of shrimp, which are then sorted, put on ice, and sent out. >> reporter: where will most of this shrimp go? >> a lot of this will go to the market in the u.s. >> this shrimp that we're seeing in thailand will end up in the supermarket in iowa? >> yes. >> reporter: iowa, california, new york, all over america. by one estimate, the average american eats upwards of a pound of thai shrimp a year. if you see the from thailand label, lovers of the fishing cats say there's something you should do. >> maybe put it back? >> yes, that will help. >> put it back because these farms of threatening the cats in two ways. with their habitat being gobbled up by the shrim

the vice presidential guessing game is fun in the way that car b bingo is fun. barn. amc semi wagon. vice presidential guessing is like car bingo. it's passes the time. it's pointless. it's fun. it's more about the process than the outcome in that the speculative handicapping in the choices for vice president seems to have no affect on who the campaigns pick. honestly, nobody knows who the campaign will pick for rom until the pick is made. more importantly, the vice presidential pick usually means nothing to the campaign. other than the first initial blip once the announcement is made it never has fact on the presidential horse race except very occasionally in a negative way, john mccain. this is all unavoidable in election years. it's fun. i think it does have one useful and substantive purpose, which we are experiencing right now. watching people jockey to try to get pick and as vice president turns out can be a really clear window into something that's otherwise hard to figure out which is what are the litmus tests. what are the bright lines on policy within a part

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bingo, we were back in the middle of a fight over working mothers. we've been here before. the question is why are we here again, beth? >> we're here because of that 19-point gender gap that you mentioned and obviously both sides are trying to either keep it as large as possible or close it in romney's case, this gaffe by the democratic strategist allowed him to deflect attention -- he's been on the defensive -- deflect attention from his deficit of support and go on the offensive, go on the attack with a very broad brush and use these comments, these ill-chosen words to suggest that democrats look down on working women. like you said, the pushback was enormous. gwen: it sounded like the campaign is very worried even though they have this huge advantage. >> it shows you how sensitive this iss is and shows you how desperately obama needs to keep its advantage among women because it's at a disadvantage among women and also with women without college degrees. that said a lot, the amount of pushback. the other thing is that ann romney is a very sympathetic, likable person. the

>> they do stop at zero. >> bingo. it's the only measure is the stock price, the report card for the ceo, period. >> green mountain coffee ceo. good, bad, indifferent? >> he should probably -- >> good, bad, indifferent? here's a favorite of yours. >> well, we're talking -- >> the shack. the shack. i was there this weekend. holy cow. >> so this gets us to the two guys in the wings. one is thorson hines. >> he's just got there. what happened to greenberg's rule. >> hold on. >> hold on. he is in the wings by the time we do the worst of the year, he will have been there a year. it's an issue of what decisions he makes between here and there. he does have easter sunday to put new phones out. he has important issues and also we do have jim of radio shack. he has -- he took over the company in may 2011. but he's getting killed by sprint. >> right. >> again, he can maybe -- >> we have 30 seconds in the show. >> he can possibly turn it around. if he can pull it out, he can go from best to worst. >> the rule. >> we have to go, j

ramirez, little bingo off lincecum. that will play rickie weeks. brewers take a 1-0 lead. top two, giants get it back then some. brandon crawford going up top. third home run of the spring. it's a three-run shot. 3-1 san francisco. here come the brew crew again. alex gonzalez singles home jonath jonathan lucroy. next up, opening day. brewers win 7-4. >>> joe pavelski isn't just scoring, he's scoring quickly. five times including last night he scored a goal in the first two minutes of a game. that leads the nhl. he's also surged into the sharks' team league in scoring with 31 goals including seven in his last nine games. of course, a couple of those came saturday in a critical win over dallas. with the sharks scrapping for a playoff spot, his efforts are most appreciated. >> he's a little bit like gumby. you know, his -- he slithers into spots. his sense of timing is really good. we talk about going to the net, but arriving at the net at the right time is probably a little more important than also going to the net. pav has that knack. he has a great hockey sense. he -- he g

. >> bingo. >> figure out a way to balance that budget. >> thank you. >> we're creating disincentives for people to save money and put away money for their retirement, what the government is going to chase people into putting money into coffee cans and bury it in the back yard. >> jonas is going to say, by the way-- >> i think the plans they're talking about are cleaning up. >> and i've got to-- >> well, no, go ahead, jonas. >> and some people put $49,000 in an ira. does it make sense, because they're married to some of the money or can't use an ira and someone else put 50 grand in? i think it needs cleaning up and the whoem thing about being taxed. there's untacked money getting taxed through ira's and they have all kinds of gains and-- >> hold on. >> and that's tax deferred. >> if you die and with an ira and your children get it, it's untaxed money. >> the actuaries, down in washington have decided how much money they're going to get 20 years from now from that tax revenue, by taking it today, we're stealing from peter to pay paul, it doesn't make a lot of sense. >> the definition o

. >> the republic was not built on gambling gimmicks, on bingos, or one bake sales. we better come together and make the right decisions that protect the people's priorities. >> the governor plans to find out what happened and why and is planning to go with his bill signing ceremony. 143 pieces of legislation await his signature. david collins, wbal-tv 11 news. >> president obama at goes to florida to push for a tax increase. it is focus on millionaires and billionaires. tara mergener has more. >> good morning. president obama is pushing for the buffet rule, is pleasant day would make sure --most democrats support the idea and are pushing for legislation in the senate. republican say it is the gates class warfare. senate bill would raise $47 billion over 10 years. vote on the measure is expected on monday. >> why is this call the warren buffett rule? >> it is named after the billionaire warren buffett. it is often said he pays a lower tax rate than his secretary. he has been calling on the administration to raise the tax rate on millionaires. that brings us to our wa

you take river valleys, and then correlate them with kinds of soil, that's the rappahannock river, bingo. look how many of the towns are by the yellow soils. it's about an 80% correlation on the rappahannock river. it correlates. i waited ten years to find that out. ha-ha-ha. and it was worth it. yep. good stuff. and the indian women knew it first. of course, they had 600 years of trial and error. and 600 years is probably enough for experimenting. but it worked. it worked. now, at our latitude, on our coastal plain, and certainly in the piedmont and the ridge and valley province, we tend to have mix mixed dissiddous hardwood forest. i understand the extent of pine barrens in historic virginia is under dispute. there are academic cat fights about it. and i haven't looked into those. but the vast majority of parts of virginia, at least, were predominantly hardwood forests, mixed in with pine. i attended a seminar at the university of georgia for a summer with archaeologists, back in '89, and found this they were thinking entirely differently from me. i grew up -- i'm a coastal virginian,

. >> the republic was not built on gambling gimmicks, on bingos, or on bake sales. if we want a better state for our kids, we better come together and make the right decisions that protect the people's priorities. >> the governor plans to find out what happened and why and is planning to go with his bill-signing ceremony. 143 pieces of legislation await his signature. david collins, wbal-tv 11 news. >> several key bills were passed during the session. was the same-sex marriage bill -- one was the same-sex marriage bill. the flush tax will be doubled. legislation that would request employees to disclose their user names or password for websites. >> a shocking video has gone viral. the video has received thousands of hits. it shows a group of teenagers stomp a man ripoff his clothes. >> what they did to him on the level of humanity, it makes you question the motives of those individuals. they attempted to strip him of his dignity. tore his clothes off. -- they tore his clothes off. >> the victim said he was robbed of this watch and iphone. >> authorities are hoping so

. >> bingo, baby. >> reporter: can this documentary really be the final world? >> my final word. y'all can do whatever you want from this point forward. >> reporter: nick watt, abc news, london. >> incredible view. and as nick pointed out there, "titanic: the final word" premieres tonight on the national geographic tonight. robin and george back together on "good morning america" first thing in the morning. happy easter. good night.

i said, bingo. and i was in the shoeshine business. >> she never went to college. she went from the front desk to owning your own contracting company that provides it systems -- i.t. systems to the federal government. >> i am privileged and honored. i am homeland security contractor and i am so very proud of that. >> she still relies on lessons from her mother. >> she gave me values and principles and believing and being honest and to have courage. >> it has been one honor after the other for one of the country's most successful business owners. she is also a new mom and grandmother. we even found a crib in her office to spend quality time with the new grandchild. she takes on challenges with guts and perseverance. >> not to the. i am 50. and i want to have $100 million. >> spano also founded a nonprofit called stars, stripes and hearts, dedicated to providing support to latino men women -- men come up living, and children affected by war. >> the danger of self funds to children could be greater than anyone thought. 7 is on your we need to look fofor a new van. yea

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>>neil: bingo. exactly right. >>guest: it is getting expensive but there are things you can do and the standard things we have talked about for building wealth which is cut your life time. you get yourself out of debt so you can invest. in our case we use the roth i.r.a. or 401(k) and those things and, so, you clean up your mess so that you can use your most powerful wealth building tool. if you do not give it out in debt payments you can build wealth and be able to win and go ahead with that. and, of course, you invest and look at stuff like good growth stock mutual fund. i opened a mutual fund with 11.9 percent average for the last 78 years. that is encouraging. >>neil: what were you invested in? >>guest: a great old growth stock mutual fund, old fashioned. >>neil: not like dave's best? so, it is true, we ought to downsize our lifestyle but folks say, well, easy for you to say because i am stuck in my expensive home and i cannot sell it and i am stuck in my expensive lifestyle. what do you say? >>guest: sometime

. >> dana: bingo. b-i-n-g-o. >> eric: that was cool. >> greg: that was a kimberly log. >> kimberly: yeah. >> greg: like a monologue but kimberly. >> dana: with better hair. >> greg: exactly. we have to move on. coming up, obama administration official says war on terror is officially over. is it really? we discuss the important question while eric bolling does the handstand push-ups on a mirror. it's true. he is going for a record. you won't want to miss that. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> eric: welcome back, folks. this may be the most dangerous headline coming out of the obama white house ever. take a look. the war on terror is over. that declaration comes from high-level mideast advisor in the obama administration. i don't get it. america has 2 million active and personnel based around the world many fighting terror, killing bad guys whose sole mission in life is destroy our way of life. the muslim brotherhood's primary mission is blanket the globe with shariah live is alive and kicking. if you think i'm

. >> bingo. >> what you were talking about, the energy policy, listening to his despicable speech, demonizing speculator it's. >> sean: he said the same thing inn 2008, 2009. >> they are running away from the jimmy carter analogy-- >>> we have a misery index. >> the ecose of jimmy carter's energy policy, which was america, put on a sweater. >> sean: if it's between $5 trillion in debt and the first downgrade in the country's history and talking about dogs -- i would choose the dogs. sthat's what i would do. we didn't get sucked in, did we? we stayed on the issues. i want an interview, he won't do. >> it that's where they are taking the conversation, which shows how out of touch they are. >> sean: they giveap interview every two years. for 2 years nobama's camp. >> fox news is asking the tough questions and have you local reporters like larry conner going, dude, what are you doing here? american people are suffering. you are galavanting around. how do you answer it? [overlapping dialogue] >> sean: he is scouting out vacations in columbia now. he takes one every two months. that's a lot of golf