everyone moved to new york, they started in new york, came to l.a., then went back. we all went back to new york. >> jimmy: i understand. last time you were here you were talking about a friend, name sa sasquatch as i recall. a boyhood friend? >> occasionally, yeah. when he decides to appear. >> jimmy: i see. so he's like the elusive bigfoot. >> he's really only connected to sports. sporting events? you watch sports together? >> not watch together. he's connected in one way or another. through the universe. you know. sasquatch appears. like i was at a steelers game when i told you about sasquatch. sasquatch was there. you know what i mean? sasquatch doesn't really have to about sports, whenever sports -- watching a game, sasquatch is sort of just there. so like if there's any reference to anything sports-related, s sasquatch is there. >> jimmy: sasquatch is an imaginary friend? or is this a real -- [ laughter ] >> you can laugh. that's fine. [ laughter ] >> i guess you could call him that. i mean, the other day sasquatch appeared on the subway on my way in new york c

l.a. is up, i'll just go. i got in the elevator. and it opens up on the fourth floor or third which is my room, and the doors open and bill murray is standing there and he's like where duke you're going, and i was like oh, my god, i need to go to bed. i'm like bed. he's like back in the elevator. went up to the fourth floor, brought me to a secrecy gar whisky bar that i didn't know existed. he gave me a drink, and then there's a balcony that overlooks st. durandrew's golf course. we weren't talking. and we just -- he gave me the whis whisky. we walked and stood on the balcony. only two people, just looking at sky, and we were there for two minutes without saying a word, just -- i'm like what is happening here? and then i was like, i was sort of like looking at him to see is he into it or what? what is it? and after i was like this is maybe the coolest moment of life. and after a while he was just like, and he turned and left, but again didn't say anything. i was left standing there like like following him, like, hey, bill, we should

first, sorry part of the show, l.a. has a football team, the rams are back, and there's a player on the team, william hayes, two interesting things. one, he believes in mermaids, and two, he doesn't believe in dinosaurs, thinks it's a hoax cooked up by rascal archaeologists. i don't know. i decided to take williams on a field trip to the l.a. natural history museum where there's all sorts of dinosaur bones issue william hayes. ? ? >> so, how old were you when you realized you didn't believe in dinosaurs? >> i never really believed. >> never? even as a kid, learning about dinosaurs, you department believe them? >> i don't have a big imagination. >> listen we should challenge the things we're expected to believe. >> okay. >> not necessarily to this extent, but let's take a look around and see what you think. >> look at that. this doesn't move you in any way. >> absolutely not. [ laughter ] >> what do you think these are? >> [ bleep ] clay. >> maybe it is clay, i don't know. how are you doing? >> i'm daniel, an educator he

ready to get to work on that wall sgla when is "hamilton" starting in l.a.? >> it opens in san francisco, it will be here in august. >> jimmy: are people bothering you for tickets for the show? >> yes, they are. >> jimmy: i would imagine that's a nightmare. how do you deal with that? >> you kind of say, that's not my department. >> jimmy: i see. >> you know, that's -- but you know. better tt of me on the corner. i did that guy too. i've been like, hey, who wants to come to a show? it's wrapping. no? okay, cool. i'd rather people asking me. >> jimmy: that makes sense. there's always people that you can -- like family members, you can't do that. you can't pull that move. you have to be able to get them tickets if you really want them to have tickets. >> absolutely. you've got the family members who are there. i have 60 new cousins i never [ laughter ] they found me. >> jimmy: is it true you wrote jingles for politicians at one time? >> yeah. my dad's in politics. so one of my -- i was mainly a substitute teacher until i got my first show on. but i would write s

there were protests here in l.a. this weekend and all the big cities. in orlando, oregon, this afternoon a group of student protesters for some reason decided to storm a local mall. >> jimmy: it got a little bit crazy. the good news is this is the first time in almost five years that anyone under the age 21 has been to a mall. [ laughter ] good for orange julius, i guess. also during that "60 minutes" interview with trump he said, going forward he will be "very restrained" on twitter and friday. and then yesterday on sunday, two days later, he went on a tirade against the "new york times" on twitter. but he didn't use all caps, which is -- [ laughter ] baby steps, it's something, right? lower case. speaking of social media, facebook is -- they're now planning to weed out -- you know the bogus news stories that show up on your feed? mark zuckerberg has promised to crack down on what he calls fake news. he's also calling bs on your happy anniversary nobody's buying it. some people believe that these phony news stories and the hoaxes on facebook all the ti

closer to home a major arrest was made in l.a. county over the weekend. >> residents of los angeles county resting a little easier after the arrest of this man. he's accused of repeatedly blowing an air horn that sounds like a train. >> jimmy: i predict that man will be our president in four years. you know, in addition to my duties as talk show host, i am also a judge, a very tough judge, right? >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: one of the toughest judges around. from time to time my bailiff guillermo and i hear cases, real cases we find in small claims court with real litigates who inexplicably agree to have their >> this is the believe ami moore. he claims he ordered two custom suits and three pairs of pants and that the defendant's delivery was late and defective. he's suing for $1720. this is the defendant, august tan. he maintains the order was completed in a timely manner and that things only got unfortunately when the defendant became hot under the collar. it's the case of "the tardy suits." >> guillermo: race your rig

as you know, l.a. has a football team, the rams are back, and there's a player on the team, william hayes, two interesting things. one, he believes in mermaids, and two, he doesn't believe in dinosaurs, for real, he thinks dinosaurs ar hoax cooked up by rascally archaeologists, i don't know. i decided to take williams on a field trip to the l.a. natural history museum where they have all sorts of dinosaur bones. here is my dinosaur day with william hayes. ? ? open on the door get on the floor ? when you realized you didn't believe in dinosaurs? >> jimmy, i don't really believe i ever did. >> jimmy: never? even as a kid, learning about dinosaurs, you didn't believe them? >> i don't have a big imagination. >> jimmy: i think skepticism is a good quality to have. i think we should challenge the things we're expected to believe. >> okay. >> jimmy: not necessarily to this extent. but let's take a look around, see what you think. look at that. this doesn't move you in any way? >> absolutely not. [ laughter ]