. >> jimmy: holy moley. >> steve: like a thermos. >> jimmy: this one's from @themadisonreed. she says, "i once overheard my grandpa say he was having a a hard time hearing. my grandma replied, 'well, put your glasses back on.'" [ laughter and applause ] give me the nyquil. this one is from @maxbennett. he says, "i heard a guy at a a bar talking to his beer. he said, 'i guess this is my life now.'" [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: ouch. oh! >> jimmy: maybe he was on the phone. i don't know. >> steve: yeah, maybe he was talking to his -- yeah, sure. >> jimmy: i don't know if that helps. this last one's from @tracyhenry12. she says, "when i was in the restroom at work, i overheard the lady in the stall next to me snoring." [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. those are our "tonight show" hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. hart, who goes there? kevin hart and i go to a a haunted house when we come back. you don't want to miss it. hart, who goes there? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i tried hard to quit smo