new bachelorette. and eventually we will have a states. but not for another 28 months or so. there were primaries in five states today. 3. and we are now another tuesday closer to finally having a president who has his own line of vodka named after himself. [ laughter ] donald trump has claimed -- he's been claiming correctly, i think, that his candidacy is fueling more interest in voting. more people are signing up to vote. just like herpes fuels more interest in veltrex, for instance. [ cheers and applause ] but most of the focus tonight was on florida and ohio. and if there's one thing i know, it's that you can always trust [ laughter ] hillary clinton beat bernie sanders in florida. and i'll say, that's tough for bernie because a 74-year-old jewish man can't win in you know. i sometimes try to remember what these 24-hour news channels talked about when there wasn't an election going on. iota of it. and people are watching in huge numbers. i thought it would be smart for us to start covering every iota of it too. so let's go to the waufle graphics. here we go. wow. [ cheers and

bachelorette" lick he has, it's hard to come up with new twists. this time i decided to pitch in. i dropped by the recording studio where they record this stuff to present chris with new a little bit. >> coming up on the most dramatic episode in "bachelor" history. will ben propose? if he does, will she say yes? that's all tonight onnal all-new episode of "the bachelor." >> jimmy: hey. >> what's sflup. >> jimmy: i saw the door open. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: you doing the things with the lines, the most dramatic -- >> you know how that goes. >> jimmy: doing those awhile now. >> 15 years. >> jimmy: 15 years? >> it's wild, isn't it. >> jimmy: the reason i'm here, you've been doing it so long, you have to do these things and it gets repetitive. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: i feel like -- i took the liberty of writing some lines to help you freshen it up. >> some new stuff, all right. >> jimmy: would you mind? >> i'm game to try anything. >> jimmy: here you go, there's your lines. >> okay. >> jimmy: i'll just -- >> fire away? >> jimmy: i'll sit right here. >> okay. it's the fourth-most dramat